anyways after that minecraft movie trailer i'm tempted to change my skin back to that one based on crimson/warped duality out of spite
they called the nether "a place with no joy or creativity at all" like just tell me you're too scared to go there and thus haven't experienced
-joining in on a group of piglins hunting a hoglin, letting them keep the loot, trading with them afterwards, i find that this temporarily cures the loneliness of singleplayer
-the dance they do afterwards sometimes literally just the piglin dance, hitting shift repeatedly with them
-literally just the nether music at all
-that CRESCENDO in rubedo
-that brief minor key reprise of sweden in dead voxel hhhhhhhhhhhh
-occasional crimson roots in a soul sand valley like oh there's still some life here
-wither skull hunting and recruiting piglins to help you by luring them to the fortress with gold (+ giving them gold helmets so they don't put on the skulls) i love the ways this game lets me fight alongside piglins if i want to
-the subtle animated texture of crimson and warped stems like they feel so ALIVE with that one small detail
-seeing a nether tree growing through another one
-and an extremely tall nether tree amidst the normal height ones
-and weeping vines hanging from the ceiling
-passing by a piglin that's wearing enchanted iron boots and immediately knowing you've met and traded with this one before
-parkour challenge basalt delta
-also the particles in that biome look like snow if you turn down your render distance
-STRIDERS. Literally just striders. They're like bonded creatures to me, honorary tameable mobs, you put a saddle on the one mob in the nether that would never hurt you and then go on a journey together across the deadly lava ocean avoiding ghasts together and you can't remove the saddle now unless you kill it which you can't do because it's your ride back to the portal, once that strider is saddled it is Your strider and even if you release it into the wild you will immediately recognize it by the saddle if you see it again and in such a dangerous world you have found a companion you can always trust and idk bout you but i always bond so hard with them
-and also they're kind of cute, esp with the little waddle walk
-seeing a baby strider on top of an adult one
-literally just the fact that nether biomes have all this constant looping ambience and particles in the air that makes them feel so immersive and so alive, each biome has its own unique soundscape and ambience, can you imagine soul sand valleys without the wind and the whispers and wails
-aside note the particle effects are like the animated stems in that they're such a subtle detail but they add so much, i never really noticed them until i was netherite mining and started using them to tell which biome i'm under
-the nether was doing ambience and immersion 5 years before the Spring Drop allowed the overworld to finally catch up to it
-the adorableness of baby piglins
-esp when they ride on top of baby hoglins
-PIGSTEP. FUCKING PIGSTEP. the piglins have music and it's SUCH A BANGER i've thrown ingame parties with this music disc
-seeing warped fungus in a crimson forest or crimson fungus in a warped forest
-biome borders between the two that have all this warped foliage in the crimson forest and vice versa as they blend into each other
-nyooming across a soul sand valley with soul speed 3 boots, laughing at the skeletons and ghasts who can't land a hit on you, bonus if you add a speed potion to the mix
-doing this and realizing the subtitle says "soul escapes" and you're surrounded by blue particles and realizing you're freeing them from their imprisonment (and presumably the piglins who made this enchantment are doing the same when they use it)
-the rib and snout armor trims
-gilded blackstone it's so pretty and nice and a great building block (and you can't craft it only the piglins know how to do that)
-bastions have chiseled blackstone
-and their own exclusive banner pattern
-some of them have that gold-and-quartz decorative thing that looks like some kinda statue
-apparently part of the Bridge type of bastion is designed to resemble a piglin head with the mouth as the entrance
-getting lost in the lore implications, noticing the huge fossils and the implications of the name "warped forest" as well as the names of some of its ambience sounds and the fact that basalt comes from rapidly cooling lava irl and next thing you know you've got a whole red string theory going that edges closer and closer to cosmic horror
-ik the fossils look like ribs but one time i wondered if they might be the fingers of something unfathomably huge
-the time i encountered a baby piglin running from a zombified one so i pushed the zombified piglin off the fortress and then gave the baby piglin a gold nugget
but hey what do i know i'm just a nether enthusiast on the "romanticizing and finding beauty in the horrifying and the forsaken" website huh
crazy that there are lights that dance in the sky and mountains that spew hot molten rocks and reefs of coral and fish that span for miles and canyons deep enough to hold skyscrapers and people expect you to be happy just working your life away in the suburbs.
they're letting me run around in the research lab to boost morale (because of how cute i am) even though i have several mysterious properties. the safety committee is PISSED lol and they're right to be because no one knows about my spores
about to hit “it” and by it i mean. hahgc. the haey
it sounds stupid but nobody talks about how many years of joyful swimming transphobia and dysphoria take away from you
when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever
completely lirious and ranged. absolutely lusional. not only mented but fective, too. engaging in praved behavior. a real generate
they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked
asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this