Not A Brave Man, But At Times A Very Stubborn One

how to explain to mutuals that while yes you can have my discord, and i wanna hang out! my response time is anywhere between 3-7 business days

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

My NSFW Catgirls zine.

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

having a vitriolic argument with a difficult person and "tip: you can meow if you don't know what to say" appears in my mind like the akira meme or perhaps green goblin

don't you just hate it when you're just trying to plant parsnips but your world intersects with the rust dimension drawing horrors beyond your comprehension into existence?

sucks when that happens

"ohh my god you can't just-"

Am I yours to command? Does the collar 'round my neck have your name on it? I kneel to no king nor god, and I see no crown on you.