Jonathan Archivist: Your Pastries Always Taste Amazing, What's Your Secret?

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Is this anything

You have to be so careful when you start picking up circus arts hobbies because then people you know have the perfect opportunity to weaponize it against you.

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

lying in a tree waiting for a good looking guy to walk underneath me so i can drop onto him claws out and drag him to my den for my cubs