GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Anybody else think the magical lens is problematic like being able to see into a persons darkest desires is kinda fucked up

me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.

me: *does not go to the store*

me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺

Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it make feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a societal cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

Big, small, or God-sized, I've personally never had a problem with an unsatisfied hole that wasn't easily solved with lube.

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN NO ONE ELSE NO ONE ELSE CAN SPEAK THE WORDS ON YOUR LIPS

"Your Teams account needs attention" no it fucking does not, that thing is an evil and irredeemable little beast and every scrap of attention it receives is yet another step closer to me befalling my personal doom

More Vintage Story drawings!! All from interactions between me and my homies (Vespetus & spoingusdoingus). I'm the one with the messy hair and super saturated blue skin :-)

it sounds stupid but nobody talks about how many years of joyful swimming transphobia and dysphoria take away from you