I Just Want To Cuddle My Friends Goddamnit

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”

and did you have to look it up

Mr Smirke, Although your list is clearly the best ever written with no contest, I would like to replace the names as to prevent feeding the respective entity at their mention. These are my suggested replacements

The Stuff (Buried)

The Grody (Corruption)

The Bedtime (Dark)

The Hot (Desolation)

The Sleepy (End)

The Peeper (Eye)

The Yummers (flesh)

The Zoomies (Hunt)

The Big Sad (Lonely)

The Angy (Slaughter)

The Huh (Spiral)

The Weirdo (Stranger)

The Big (Vast)

The Spooder (Web)

I’d love to hear you thoughts on this.

-A colleague

I don't have a response to this but I need everyone to see it

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

"Your Teams account needs attention" no it fucking does not, that thing is an evil and irredeemable little beast and every scrap of attention it receives is yet another step closer to me befalling my personal doom

[guy who is aromantic voice] sexual attraction just makes more sense than romantic attraction. like ok, you want to fuck someone. this is quantifiable. it is quite easy to grasp what "i want to fuck someone" looks like, even if you have no idea what it feels like. romantic attraction, though? this is a nebulous construct which seems to largely be "glorified friendship with sex" in the popular imagination. what even is the difference between friendship and romance? the line between friendship and sexual attraction, though both can coexist, is that when there's sexual attraction present, you want to fuck someone. the line between friendship and romantic attraction, so far as i can perceive it within a heteronormative, amatonormative framework, is that it is... friendship where you want to fuck someone. what?