“and The Universe Said…”

Mr Smirke, Although your list is clearly the best ever written with no contest, I would like to replace the names as to prevent feeding the respective entity at their mention. These are my suggested replacements

The Stuff (Buried)

The Grody (Corruption)

The Bedtime (Dark)

The Hot (Desolation)

The Sleepy (End)

The Peeper (Eye)

The Yummers (flesh)

The Zoomies (Hunt)

The Big Sad (Lonely)

The Angy (Slaughter)

The Huh (Spiral)

The Weirdo (Stranger)

The Big (Vast)

The Spooder (Web)

I’d love to hear you thoughts on this.

-A colleague

I don't have a response to this but I need everyone to see it

"Your Teams account needs attention" no it fucking does not, that thing is an evil and irredeemable little beast and every scrap of attention it receives is yet another step closer to me befalling my personal doom

can control the weather.

the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen

Watch out. There's chasms out there

i love this thing i wish i was hopelessly defending it w a bolt action or sent to die in it or just selling moss out of it

I just want to cuddle my friends goddamnit

I struggle to accept being a bug.

im so serious about this but if youre autistic and especially if youre chronically ill creative labour cannot be your only way to relax. working on a creative project is still working. take time to do nothing. its good for you i promise.