“Falcon One’s Headed To The Nest. We Are A Go For Pandora’s Box.”

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A lot of men proposed to me in my 20s. I could be thrice divorced by now.

tag yourself: the solar system

mercury: the leader, athletic, friendly, summer vibes, always making plans for the group, organized, impatient, wine lover, reads in their free time

venus: the pretty friend, instagram famous, watches cartoons, very kind, loves skirts and dresses, smart, horrible at money management

earth: the young friend, wears flower crowns, fashionable, probably short as heck, clumsy, lovable, kind of sad inside, idolizes their friends

mars: the mysterious friend, reads comic books, prefers summer over winter, messy hair, lipstick stains on every cup, gardens

jupiter: the mom/dad friend, protective, always drinking but never hungover, loves the outdoors, very patient, has a bad temper if you cross them, collects something

saturn: the powerful friend, will be president someday probably, you want to raid their wardrobe, always has good advice, bad at cooking, loves movies

uranus: the quiet friend, kind of introverted, always laughing, tags you in memes all the time, lurks in the group chat but never responds, dog lover

neptune: the aesthetic friend, doesn’t care what people think, loves art, owns 395754 pairs of jeans, reckless driver, always want to go somewhere

pluto: the smol friend, always busy, loves their friends (will fight for their friends), boy/girl crazy, bottles up their feelings, can never make up their mind, huge smile

A thousand live bats fluttered from the walls and ceiling while a thousand more swooped over the tables in low black clouds, making the candles in the pumpkins stutter.

“I love staring out the window. New York, it’s like a candy jar - watching people is so phenomenal. Looking at [the couple at the next table] right now, you can tell so much by what they order or their body language. I just find that really fun. It’s kind of like being a detective a little bit.” - Sebastian Stan

Candy Jar ~ 2018 netflix

boys as music

serenade: always knows what to say. likes to read. curly hair. an aversion to mushrooms. “do no harm, but take no shit.”

harmony: soft smiles that crinkle at the corners of their eyes. dimples. holds hands with fingers interlaced. carries cough drops. never hesitant to show affection.

concerto: walks around with a guitar. charismatic in the most earnest way possible. cuffed jeans. doesn’t use a pencil pouch.

waltz: leaders. always get the final say. “fake it till you make it.” knit sweaters, scuffed converse, and black pens. hates black coffee. walks into class forty minutes late and convinces the teacher they were on time.

staccato: raised eyebrows and sharp wits. terrified of how deeply they feel. long sleeve shirts and dark smudges beneath their eyes. ink stained hands and cardigans.

crescendo: willing to work for what they want. intense personality. wears glasses and fun socks. generally closed off but completely trusting of the people they open up to.

types of people: bodies of water inspired

• river: once they love you, they are with you all the way. always reliable for coming to when in need of direction and encouragement. often empaths, and appreciate being listened to.

• ocean: feels each emotion incredibly deeply, whether they like it or not. very complex, and feels their best when in a creative and inspired headspace. are incredibly drawn to those whom they find to be vibrant, imaginative, and passionate.

• pond: calm souls who appreciate beauty in as many ways as possible. they feel that embracing the little things is more important than only focusing on the “bigger” things. is often shy and withdrawn, usually preferring to adore from afar.

• lake: tends to come across as relatively simple, but only because they like to keep their secrets close to their hearts. values emotional experience and closeness with their loved ones above all. when they really trust someone, it’s a special thing, and even more special when they decide to share with you the true depths of their soul.

•The signs as relationship goals

•Aries: every day an adventure but always returning home

•Taurus: endless TV nights and cuddling

•Gemini: wild discussions and random surprises

•Cancer: deep talk and slow dances

•Leo: dinner parties and burning love

•Virgo: partners in crime and a language without words

•Libra: traveling the world and sunset kisses

•Scorpio: rainy days spent with music and desire

•Sagittarius: festivals and concerts with tears of joy

•Capricorn: rough discussions and soft touches

•Aquarius: funny dates and evergrowing love

•Pisces: shared lives and tender kisses

Loki, God of being polite.