Me: *former bookworm who hasn’t read more than one or two actual books in over a year*
Friend: Whatcha doin’?
Me: *unable to tear attention from particularly angsty fanfic* Nothing, just reading
Friend: Oh my god, how do you read all the time??! Is there anything you haven’t read?? I just can’t read! How many books did you read in the holidays??
Me: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Friend: Ten?? Twenty?!
Me: *after going home*
Sebastian commenting on a fans Instagram when she said her anxiety was bad!
I have faith.
Your roommate is literally the Devil. Surprisingly, he is the best roommate you ever had.
“I love staring out the window. New York, it’s like a candy jar - watching people is so phenomenal. Looking at [the couple at the next table] right now, you can tell so much by what they order or their body language. I just find that really fun. It’s kind of like being a detective a little bit.”
my hobbies include shipping cinnamon rolls with sinnamon rolls
“You don’t seem the type for petty revenge.”
“….Really? Not the type? Me? Like, two thirds of my personality is petty revenge.”
Set It Up (dir. Claire Scanlon)
Engineer 1 : 0 Architect. 😂😂
Natalia Alianovna Romanova "I've got red in my ledger; I'd like to wipe it out." *I tried.
#HIS FACE #me when i fucked up & panic