#HIS FACE #me When I Fucked Up & Panic 

“He was like a painting you wanted to burn so you could finally stop staring at it.”

— Krampuslauf, Holly Black | My True Love Gave to Me

The biggest inspiration for engineering students: last minute panic. 😂

Natalia Alianovna Romanova “I’ve got red in my ledger; I’d like to wipe it out.”

*I tried.

me: *patiently waiting for talented people to start writing “fbi agent watching me AU” fanfics of my otps*

fbi agent watching me:

P ZQAE TQR

LET NOTHING YOU DISMAY, by montparnasse

Rating: Mature Word Count: 18,993 Era: Post-Hogwarts

Summary: There are a few things Sirius really didn’t count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.

Comments: So sweet and fluffy. I love the sexually confused, but also pining, Sirius. And I swear I would read the iTunes terms and conditions if montparnasse wrote it; their writing is so beautiful and warm. You can feel Sirius’ longing and love, and it’s just so wonderful. 

“No woman can resist a man with tidal waves and earthquakes beneath his skin”

— Jandy Nelson, I’ll Give You the Sun

A lot of men proposed to me in my 20s. I could be thrice divorced by now.

I vote Stucky

I just watched Candy Jar fanfiction and it was AMAZING. This movie will be used for so many AUs I can already feel them coming.

Who doesn’t love a great #Enemies To Friends To Lovers trope? Or a good #High School AU trope set in a debate club where the characters are forced to work together to win?

And honestly both Jacob Latimore and Sami Gayle were so damn CHARMING in their roles. Bennett was so smug but only in the best ways possible. And Lona so damn angry and grumpy. And both of them so driven to win and get into their dream colleges and obviously fraying at the edges.

And yes also so clearly meant for each other (like I said, I just watched fanfiction).

Oh and the ‘our parents can’t stand each other’ thing was great too especially because it didn’t actually vilify either one of them (and actually both mothers were equally good parents while simultaneously capable of glaring daggers through fake smiles at each other and landing pretty vicious jabs at each other’s characters. Which was actually a pretty great side story).

I mean don’t get me wrong, for the most part it was cheesy as hell but there were certain bits that were pretty clever too. And it certainly did land one solid sucker punch near the middle that I don’t want to spoil.

Just… look at these idiots: