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loucifer-777

3 weeks ago

It’s that time of year where for months I cry over Dracula being a love letter to humanity. There are good people in the word despite the monsters. There is love despite the horrors. There is light despite the dark.

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loucifer-777

2 weeks ago

the harkers

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loucifer-777

3 weeks ago

I get it we all love a gay relationship and Mina and Lucy would be the cutest couple but let's not erase the very real love Mina and Jonathan share, theirs is not a lavender marriage

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loucifer-777

3 weeks ago

Do you wanna see possibly the worst retelling ever?

A copy of Dracula in Love by Karen Essex

You look at the goodreads summary and you think, "Well, that's sort of interesting."

From the shadowy banks of the River Thames to the wild and windswept Yorkshire coast, Dracula's beautiful, eternal muse, Mina-the most famous woman in vampire lore-vividly recounts the joys and terrors of a passionate affair that has linked her and Count Dracula through the centuries, and her rebellion against her own frightening preternatural powers.

Mina's vampire tale is a compelling journey into Victorian England's dimly lit bedrooms, mist-filled cemeteries and terrifying asylum chambers, revealing the dark secrets and mysteries locked within. Time falls away as she confronts perils far beyond mortal comprehension and must finally make the decision she has been avoiding for almost a millennium.

But then you see the inside dust jacket.

And it only gets worse.

Reader, you are about to enter a world that exists simultaneous with your own. But be warned: in its realm, there are no rules, and there is certainly no neat formula to become - or to destroy - one who has risen above the human condition... The truth is, we must fear monsters less and be warier of our own kind.

London, 1890. Mina Murray, the rosy-cheeked, quintessentially pure Victorian heroine, becomes Count Dracula's object of desire. To preserve her chastity, five male "defenders" rush in to rescue her from the vampire's evil cluthes. This is the version of the story we've been told. But now, from Mina's own pen, we discover the story is vastly different when told from the female point of view.

In this captivating, bold act of storytelling, award-winning author Karen Essex breathes startling new life into the characters of Bram Stoker's Dracula, transporting the readers in to the erotic and bizarre underbelly of the original story. While loosely following the events of its classic predecessor, Dracula in Love deviates from the path at every turn. The result is a darkly haunting, propulsive, and rapturous tale of immortal love and possession.

From the shadowy banks of the river Thames to the wild and windswept Yorkshire coast, Dracula's eternal muse - the most famous woman in vampire lore - vividly recounts the joys and terrors of a passionate affair that has linked her and the Count through the centuries, and her rebellion against her own frightening preternatural powers.

Mina's version of this gothic vampire tale is a visceral journal into Victorian England's dimly lit bedrooms, mist-filled cemeteries, and terrifying asylum chambers, revealing the dark secrets and mysteries locked within. Time falls away as she is sweapt into a mythical voyage far beyond mortal comprehension, where she (continued on back flap)

(continued from front flap) must finally make the decision she has been avoiding for almost a millennium.

Stoker's Dracula offered one side of the story, in which Mina was a victim bearing no responsibility for the unfolding events. Now, for the first time, the truth of her secret history, and of vampirism itself, is revealed. What this flesh-and-blood woman has to say is more sensual, more devious, and more enthralling than the Victorians could have expressed or perhaps even imagined.

(Followed by an about the author.)

Is... is this author aware that Dracula DOES have Mina's POV? Like we know what Mina feels about it. We know Mina's perspective. She likes her husband, typewriters, and trains.

Feminist Dracula, y'all.

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they love each other this has made me viscerally angry Mina literally tells a lot of portion of the story spoiler alert she doesn’t love or even like the sound in the slightest I think this lady just watched the Coppola travesty and ran with it the men were protecting her out of love and even though it was inherently misogynistic just a little they were doing it because they loved her to death Jonathan was willing to join her in the vampire life for gods sake Jesus Christ holy shit

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loucifer-777

1 month ago

"Jonathan and Mina Harker ran, sprinted, fucking BODIED that marathon, so that Edward and Bella could flounder in the shallow end"

-My wife, 2025

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loucifer-777

1 month ago

Omfg it's almost dracula season, can't wait for my good friend Jonathan's emails to arrive

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loucifer-777

3 weeks ago

Eternally fond of the way Jonathan says ✨excellent supper✨ each time in Re: Dracula

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loucifer-777

3 weeks ago

Mina, my beloved, is back!

Mina, clever, brave, extraordinary Mina. Tech obsessed Mina. Record keeper Mina. Demands to be part of it all, not left to the side to be rescued Mina. Unholiest love Mina, adored by all but especially Jonathan. Devoted best friend even beyond death. Train fiend Mina. Absolutely prepared to work if her husband can never recover and support him despite living in an era when women just did not do that. Mina, who has the courage and strength of will not only to tell Dracula to fuck off but fucking use the psychic connection he established to hunt him. Mina who never NEVER had any mind of secret love forbidden romance thing with the Count.

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loucifer-777

1 month ago