Loucifer-777 - Appalachian Gothic Horror Baddie

Forced to say ‘Media is subjective and all interpretations are valid. Creative license is cool :)’ Born to say ‘Anyone who makes adaptations where Jonathan is a bad person so that Mina can fall in love with Dracula should be shot point blank’

First time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: Shock! Horror! This is not a man but surely some demonic creature!

Second time Jonathan sees Dracula crawling down the castle walls: whatever, dude. I'm so over this shit.

Bram Stoker wrote Mina Harker phenomenally then everyone else has been trying to "fix her" and falling flat on their face tripping over their own clown shoes

God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.

they invented a new low just for me

Only six more weeks until we hear from our good friend Jonathan Harker.

Happy May the 4th to all Star Wars fans :)

But you know what else is today?

IT IS THE EVE OF SAINT GEORGE'S DAY! DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT TO-NIGHT, WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES MIDNIGHT, ALL THE EVIL THINGS IN THE WORLD WILL HAVE FULL SWAY? DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE GOING, AND WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO?

If Mina Murray has 1,000,000,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 100,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 1,000 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 100 fans i am one of them.

If Mina Murray has 1 fan then that's me

if Mina Murray has no fans that means I am no longer with you, though i shall go into that unknown and terrible land alone, recruited to ghastly ranks so I remain Mina Murray's one fan.

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.