I Love My Autism, I Would Never Do Anything To Not Be Autistic, What I Would Change Is I Would Make The

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

Me in jail

>what are you in for?

>crime

>well I figured that much

>..did you now?

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

I had the most amazing fucking dream last night! Okay so it was dark out and I think had been raining recently. Jkr was stood on the sidewalk talking to a news reporter and there was a camera filming her. Anyways, far off in the distance there was a gaggle of clowns (who were aroace, I could sense it somehow) and they slowly crept up behind her and beat up jkr with bunch of hammers while saying something along the lines of "Get clowned on."

AND THEN I WOKE UP AND I WAS SO SAD JKR DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET BEAT UP BY A GAGGLE OF CLOWNS ON LIVE TELEVISION :(

Absolutely loving this

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

The Onion continues to never miss

Never had I once understood chess

AND THIS IS SOMEHOW SUPPOSED TO HELP??? HUH?? WHAT AM I NOT UNDERSTANDING??

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we will never know the scale of their riches