The Onion Continues To Never Miss

on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

Vultures on social media be like #RawMeat #YummyCarcass

we're still making up new popes and kings and shit in 2025. fucking embarrassing

we will never know the scale of their riches 

✨Antoine Leaument, the french deputy, everyone. ✨

Is he a saintspierre shipper? 😩

He asked me if he can post this tweet:

Translation: "Saint-Just was Robespierre's best companion and there are certainly histories we don't know."

He writes Robespierre x Saint-Just, I'm SCREAMING.

Antoine Leaument: Me, no. But Taleonne, yes !

Hope he will post it. 🤣 (I'm building an armor against haters.)

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

#fuckAI

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

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