Theyre Besties. Theyre Coworkers. Theyre Divorced.

maybe the next time you're going to "join" a group of people who commit %92 of all crimes you will consider the consequences of being treated like it

sorry since realizing my gender i have zero tolerance for the whole “man hating” angle of being queer i hate i hate it i hate you. stop. you are hurting people.

i really hate the term “resting bitch face” it’s literally just a neutral facial expression like that’s just what a woman’s face looks like 

women are always demonised as being “too emotional” but even if you express no emotion you’re deemed as bitchy and mean 

I watched just the first two episodes of Good Omens and my precious headcanon is crowley wants to kiss aziraphale so bad every time he calls him angel.thank you for coming to my TED talk today.

need something very lesbian to happen to me this December

I’m just saying that sapphic Destiel would have been so powerful. Not that they’re not powerful the way they are, but can you imagine???

I feel like I make it very obvious that I’m a lesbian sometimes. 🫣

these people have never opened a science book

"cherry picking"

you’re an angel, i’m a dog

or you’re a dog and i’m your man

yesterday while reading smut I realized I love someone using the words "Let me" in ANY context. they want to take over making dinner since you had a rough day?they desire to touch you? they need to borrow a hoodie from your closet? yess ask me to allow you like I'm your god.that being said no woman should do this unless it's for another woman.

from “You Can’t Fuck The Sadness Away” by Vanishing Points, Substack

AAAAAAA screaming crying throwing up on the floor foaming at the mouth at the way crowley got himself wrapped around aziraphale

season 1 vs season 2

he is in great need of finding aziraphale he even slipps and uses god's name in hope for salvation...