Lonnys-new-obsesion-is - Lonny-Gorillaz

this is definitely how that first interaction went

So found these

An old bad tweet can be more harmful to a celebrities career than vehicular manslaughter

Help urgently needed!!!

*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*

Tuesday, April 27th: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help. I'm really sorry to be asking for help again so soon, but things have gotten worse for me and due to my bills, fees and charge-backs, both my accounts are overdrawn.

As most of you are already aware from my previous post, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I don't get my U.C benefit until the end of the month, and all my previous donations have gone to pay off court fees, to avoid going back to court in June. I am also still awaiting the outcome of my PIP Assessment (April/May 2021 at the latest)

I know this is a huge ask, and I'm completely heartbroken to be asking for help again, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to and I'm currently bedridden with a UTI/kidney infection.

My bank account is in the negative by -£216.62 & my PayPal is -£89.43!! So my goal to pay these off is £300.

If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.

£116.48/£300!!

PayPal | Ko-Fi

hello 911 my dad is using my own jokes against me

Steve Irwin would have forgiven the stingray that killed him.

Things you shouldn’t say to someone who identifies as pansexual:

“haha so you’re attracted to pans?" 

"wow thats a bit greedy”

“so basically you’re just bisexual then”

“haha you must like sex a lot!!!”

“but you’re with [someone of opposite gender] so you’re basically straight”

“but you’re with [someone of same gender] so you’re basically gay”

NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES

Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”

2D: “Yes…”

Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”

2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”

Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”

interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”

Russel: “Glad to be here.”

2D: “H…”

interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”

2D: “N… Nood…”

Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”

2D: “N… Noo…”

interviewer: “…”

2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”

Noodle:

🎉I’m trying to raise money for top surgery! 🎉

So far I’ve been able to afford my consultation fee, and I have enough for the $1000 deposit. My consultation is next month, but at minimum the surgery will cost $8000.

I’m living with my parents who aren’t accepting, so it’s coming entirely out of my pocket.

Anything you can spare I’d appreciate 🙇🙇🙇

gofundme.com

Top Surgery, organized by Alex Fontaine

Hi! My name is Alex and I’m non-binary. I’m AFAB which means assigned female at birth, and I’ve been trying… Alex Fontaine needs your suppo