NoOoO MY POOR NOODS 2-D WHHYYY WOULD YOU SPEAK OF THIS IMMA HELP NOODS HOLD YOU DOWN AND MASH UR EYES
Russel: “Remember what Noodle said, 2D? Remember?”
2D: “Yes…”
Russel: “Tell me what she said so I know you understand.”
2D: “She said to stop telling embarrassing stories about her or she was going to mash my eyes into a jam and eat it on her toast…”
Russel: “Good. Now we’re about to go in for this interview, so keep that in mind and don’t. Say. Anything. Embarrassing.”
interviewer: “2D, Russel! So glad to have you here today!”
Russel: “Glad to be here.”
2D: “H…”
interviewer: “I’m sorry, what was that, 2D?”
2D: “N… Nood…”
Russel: “Don’t do it, man.”
2D: “N… Noo…”
interviewer: “…”
2D: “NOODLE GOT HER FIRST PERIOD AT AGE ELEVEN WHILE SITTING ON MURDOC’S LAP!”
Noodle:
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
tumblr will always be a better website than twitter because you can only retweet a tweet once, whereas on this website if i really like a post i can make my followers scroll past it twelve times in a row
This warmed my heart, seeing parents that actually care its crazy for me and it honestly shouldnt be parents being accepting of their children should be a normal thing
This is why it’s so important for parents to support their trans kids.
Bring Me The Horizon - Drown (x)
Fluff with an attempt at hunour
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LIVESTREAMS [CORPSE X READER]
Your fans knew you were in a relationship with corpse, it was damn near impossible to hide. The original plan was to wait at least a couple months before telling anyone.
The only issue with that was that three months into your relationship, corpse was at your apartment more than he was at yours. Which you loved. However, since you were primarily a streamer and corpse was not exactly good at being quiet... people were naturally gonna notice.
The following is a list of things that happened on your livestreams before you finally gave in and announced that you were dating corpse:
1. A loud crash followed by a deep voice mumbling in Spanish
2. A mysterious hand that kept on appearing out of nowhere and giving you tea
3. Said hand would also direct your head out of frame and they knew whosever that was was kissing you
4. You would often say you were cold and then suddenly a hoodie would be chucked at you out of no where
5. Someone in the background regularly had problems cooking and caused the fire alarm to go off
6. Then of course there was the stream where you seemed to do the whole thing sitting on someone’s lap who’s head was conveniently out of frame
7. Every time you left to go to the bathroom the chat would be entertained by someone who seemed to find moving their hands in and out of the frame hilarious
8. No but really, it’s like you constantly have someone making you tea
Your fans were certain it was Corpse. The voice they heard was way too deep to be anyone else and Corpse had been hinting at dating someone.
So they knew you were together. They just needed you to actually announce it.
However you and corpse were not gonna be that easy on them. This was the perfect opportunity to mess with both your fans and you were gonna take full advantage of it.
Corpse would randomly put his hand into the frame while you were streaming. It would be out of nowhere and you would pretend like you didn’t even see it.
(Except for the one time where you actaully took his hand and pressed a kiss to his knuckles).
You would often speak in his livestreams as well. Giving him advice or asking if he wanted anything. He would ignore all of chat’s questions and act like it was totally normal.
Corpse loved live-streaming when you were around because he got to cuddle while doing it. Since he didn’t have his camera on, no one ever knew that he was streaming while sitting between your legs or with you on his lap. Quite a few times some whispers were heard and his fans were convinced (rightly so) that you were there somewhere.
When you eventually decide to go public, you do so by corpse announcing that he would he revealing something very important to him. He then proceeded to post a picture of you.
From then on it was actaully a little ridiculous how often he would do something on your livestream. Including one occasion where he was trying to make muffins in the kitchen and kept on yelling at you for help.
He would also ask you to come out of frame so that he could get a kiss all the time. He didn’t even try to come up with excuse, he would literally say “come kiss me” which you always obeyed because how could you not?
Overall, your fans were pretty sure you little shits would be together for life.
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i feel attacked
Okay so we know that Sykkuno and Mark simps are wholesome and that Ethan and Sean simps are whores. Which begs the question, what are Corpse simps?
Depressed.
WHY CAN I HEAR THIS?!?!
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She probably just looked at El Diablo for longer then two seconds and he was like “I’lL sHoW it tO yOU iF YoU wAnT”
*URGENT: PLEASE READ/SIGNAL BOOST*
Friday, April 2nd: Hi everyone, I’m Gemma, a bi, mentally ill disaster, who’s in desperate need of help, as I'm really struggling to pay my rent and due to late bills, my account is now overdrawn.
I'm really sorry to be asking for help again, but as most of you are already aware, I have been struggling financially for quite some time due to my welfare benefits being under a review, which is due to my worsening mental health and the UK’s controversial changes to how benefits are assessed and assigned. And at the moment, I'm currently struggling to get by, as I'm a bit behind on my rent, as I had to replace my broken washing machine + pay overdue bills and I am still awaiting the outcome of my PIP assessment (April 2021 at the latest)
I'm completely heartbroken to keep asking for help, but I still desperately need some as I don't have anyone else to turn to for help and my rent is now overdue!
If anyone could spare any amount to help me, even if it’s just £1/$1/€1, it would literally save my life, and sharing definitely helps just as much as donations. Nobody is obligated in any way to donate if they can’t or don’t want to, I know we’re all struggling right now.