Inhaled Some Spores, Now When I Speak Another Voice Speaks underneath it

new year's resolutions

- don't die

- get even gayer

- get an even weirder gender

- reach out to my friends more

those days where your entire train of thought is just “I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS I CAN’T DO THIS I’M NOT GONNA MAKE IT PLEASE HELP ME” and whole time ur just like. sitting at your desk completely fine

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

I am unemployed

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

my seanoning

Came Back Wrong from the gocey store

affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.