You Dumb Motherfucker Life Isn't About Smelling Flowers Or Feeling Radiant Sunshine On Your Skin Or Making

Irv certified Peepaw status

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

god i love the mountain goats

sending subliminal messages to my parents who really should get a divorce by playing no children by the mountain goats in the car

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Kinda wild how my parents have known me for longer than literally anybody else on the planet and they still haven’t unlocked the relationship levels that allow them access to information like what TV shows or music I enjoy, when some random guy at Walmart got there within ten minutes today

Acetic acid is derived from the Latin a, meaning “without”, and cetos, meaning “whale”. This is an accurate name as whales are not usually found in vinegar.

This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote

Woud u rather have a red apple or a green apple or have a fist that shoots blades