After Another Grueling Match, Jean Moreau Is Sent To Handle Press Duty For The USC Trojans. His Teammates

I HATE stories about people going spelunking STOP going into holes in the ground, mankind was NOT meant to go down there STOP it

one of my favorite things about FMA's worldbuilding is that you get to gradually realize how edward elric is the only person who dresses like that

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

At least whatever is wrong with me is really really funny

some of u should have an OnlyClowns account

If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.

is that what makes you fascinating?

Annabelle’s TV show…🕸🕷 

not now kitten, daddy's too busy rewatching kevin day switch his racquet to the hand he was never supposed to be able to use again and proceed to score a buzzer beater game winning goal against the ravens

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud