If you behaved well this year, Brutus will leave knife under your bed so you can stab the person of your choosing.
Over the Garden Wall is great because you can watch the entire thing in an hour and fifty minutes and then think about it nonstop for the rest of your life.
You want me to fall in love? The thing that killed Martin K. Blackwood?
this is insanely Kevin coded I fear
neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”
Do Not Under Any Circumstances Drink From These Teacups
maybe the best way to deal with impostor syndrome is actually to pivot to full-blown hubris
happy fullmetal alchemist day and also mean girls day to all those who celebrate
riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king
neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect
sometimes jason is carrying a filled duffel bag and everyone in the family side eyes him
My favorite statement givers in tma are the people who only survived because they did not give a single fuck about what was happening and just accepted that that was their life now.