Getting Ready To Put On My Scent Blocker (deodorant)

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

“Here you are never truly lost or forgotten.”

Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times

i don't think im gonna be able to sleep tonight the circus music beaming across the globe is too loud

Albert Camus | L'Étranger

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"