I Can’t Believe We’ve Finally Made It To December, Thirty Years After 2020 Started

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

Hey sorry your boyfriend got kidnapped by his mob boss dad. Yeah when he said thank you back there he meant thanks for everything you’ve done for him, that was his goodbye because he’s going to die. No yeah he was in love with you, that’s what all the looks meant. Anyway. He’ll think of you kissing him when he’s being tortured by his father’s people as an escape. No I totally get why you might want to burn the world until you find him. Yeah yeah maybe start with choking your teammate for answers. Sorry again.

Neil and Andrew have never met, but their cats—Sir and King—decide today is the day that changes. When Neil’s disaster of a cat, King, leads Sir astray, it’s a showdown of sarcasm and simmering tension in the least likely of places: an alleyway cat hunt.

Part 1 of AFTG Flufftober 2024

sometimes jason is carrying a filled duffel bag and everyone in the family side eyes him

the Magnus archives is such a mixed bag. because some episodes are like do you feel it? the perpetual loneliness that screams at you through the crowded streets? the fear that lingers every time you sit alone on the busy train? do you understand why you are alone, do you? is it better to be alone and miserably uncertain as to why, or to be isolated knowing what your faults are? do you understand what it is to be lonely? and then the next episode is like, My coworker is having Sex with a Beetle

met gala theme: pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub

the film poster john saw was goncharov and arthur didn’t have the heart to tell him it’s a made up movie

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

the king in yellow sending arthur back to earth call that hastur la vista baby

"I'll do whatever you want." "Then, perish." Is such a raw ass line you'd think it comes from a tumblr post but it's actually from 1973 movie "Goncharov" by Martin Scorsese