Maybe The Best Way To Deal With Impostor Syndrome Is Actually To Pivot To Full-blown Hubris 

sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

do u guys think the universal translator sometimes has to add context for words that aren’t directly translatable. Like a human calls a vulcan a nerd and it comes out as smart (derogatory)

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

Aaron, after two full years of going to Eden's on a weekly basis: I think this might be a gay club!

Andrew, who just walked out of the stockroom with Roland: Nothing gets past you, does it.

neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

Albert Camus | L'Étranger

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section