2021 Lasted 5 Seconds And Those 5 Seconds Lasted 20 Years That Felt Like Only A Few Months I Hope That

riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king

neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect

Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

modern day retelling of sisyphus where instead of pushing a rock up a hill he’s having the worst time getting a fitted sheet onto a queen-sized mattress

OK but The Vast has the most comedic potential out of any entity imo. Like other fears are like “uhhh my cousin got replaced” and “there’s Evil Mold in my fridge” or whatever but the vast could just say “one day I was on a trampoline with my brother and he just didn’t come down” and it’s perfectly in character and just works.

"comes back wrong", what a hot trope. incredibly sexy.

Tim Drake types all his important WE reports in comic sans as a joke but nobody has the balls to say anything about it and suddenly it’s been three years and everyone at WE uses comic sans now

PLEASE no ur so right

i bet in conferences he also looks like he's taking down notes but when you look at it it's just like

✨ Meeting Notes ✨

✨ #1. what the fuck ✨

Euh? Eh? Uh? A copper merchant?

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Ea-Nasir the Copper Merchant?!?

i forgot how funny the sam/cas meeting is... Sam is like “oh my god mister angel sir it’s an honor” and Cas is like Greetings, Blood Freak

Most people when they find out about Andreil are quick to judge Neil's taste in men, but Jean, Aaron, and a few special agents in the FBI know the truth. It's really Andrew Minyards taste who people should be side eyeing.