WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR ABOUT THE LIZZIE YURI.

[ a rose is left in your mailbox, with a letter attached. all the thorns are left on said rose. ]

i'm very much looking forward to meeting you, miss lizzie~

[She picks up the rose, only to pull her hand back with a quiet hiss. She moves it by the petals, holding it up to her face before putting it off to the side.]

I'm not quite sure who you are, but please be a bit more careful with your flower choices next time. The rose you sent had thorns. Moving on, please just call me Lizzie, I'm not one for formalities.

[i was about to go back and remove all my posts from maintags but then i got a notif saying I've made 100 posts and I just might cry.]

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.

True, true. But still, it's a bit mean. Even if it's funny.

Of course, anytime.

Now Scott, what did we say about the rumors. Do you need another timeout in the straight white male football club.

Daww, it's alright Scott. If I ever have another wedding, I'll invite you.

Plus, would you really have enjoyed yourself during Jimmy's? Or would you be spreading rumors about Jimmy again. - @lizzies-mailbox

uyou know damn well there's no difference. spreading rumors about jimmy is my favorite pass time

And thank you, Lizzie. I know I can always count on you.

Did you know Jimmy apparently caused a forest fire? He was chirping and then stop, and you know what happens when canaries stop singing

Well I can't exactly disown Jimmy, he's my brother! also yes he bit me a lot as kids and still does sometimes I don't think I've ever been bitten by Pearl or Tilly, but it sounds painful. Are you alright now?

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

Hello Pearl, glad you could join us!

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

I mean, it's better than the obnoxious amount of feathers from Jimmy. It almost seemed like he was pulling them out or something!

pretty sure Scar mentioned something about your hair/you smelling like waffles in wild life. so theres that!

DID HE?

suppose he would know, though we all shared the bamboozler’s bed so i’m not sure how he knew it was me…

but that answers that @lizzies-mailbox !

:J

Maybe a lil fairy fort Lizzie doodle? ^^

:•) !!

Aw man. I honestly won't even try to argue because there's more than enough evidence against me. WHAT? No, where did you get that from??? All I did was ask if you felt like a little gay boy, not if you were having sex?! were you though

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

he also cried

a lot

jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.