@itlw-mailbox
[I just processed the weird ass love triangle thing we're going to be in now thanks to GUIDE what do we do about that actually]
I do and i love it!!
who was Lizzie talking about Tim. Who was it
no one! she was talking about no one!
@lizzies-mailbox do you see what you did.
The-
I'm starting to remember the Xornoth situation....
Hello, Miss Shadowlady. Do you like your EYES? :) - Cain (@eyesremain)
Oh, Hello..? I do indeed like my eyes, thank you. It's...nice to meet you, Cain. [She is not attempting to be rude, she's simply put off by the ominous feeling from the letter.]
:D
if tumblr would kindly cooperate i have a boxer lizzie to share. last time i made a boxer liz ppl were surprised when i said lizzie can throw axes irl so here's your friendly psa
Hello Xisuma, nice that you could join us!.....
it's alright that I'm currently on hermitcraft despite not being a member, right..?
You’ve got mail!
Aheh! Hello there! :-)
I’m Xisuma— Pronounced Shash-wam-bam!— local Hermitcraft server operator.
Affiliated with @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @docs-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @impulses-mailbox
and @sincerely-some-guy !
Just got my mailbox hooked up to the system. Gotta say, props to Etho for this making this sweet contraption :-D
Ooc time!
Hi I’m Ghost, sadly not the real Shashwammy. Wanted to hop onto the bandwagon lol 👻
Ooc things will usually be in the tags, formatted like this: 👻: “[insert ooc here].”
Xisuma actions will be formatted like this: *[insert action here]*
#x’s mail - For asks
#x’s reply - For answers
#no mail - For posts w/ out mail
#👻 - For ooc posts or ooc additions
#hermit mailbox ask universe - For everything involving the mail system
Omg matching Lizzie and Joel inspired capes would be so fun to knit
It's more so Jimmy and I that I'd be worried about...he's been threatening to send the snails after us recently. Honestly go ahead, if he can't recognize true pretty boys then what is he even good for
If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?
- 🌙
i am not answering that
Sigh.... I am under the oath of the gay best friend. I guess I'll try to let Joel let you in the car with us. (HURRY UP AND GET IN BEFORE HE CHANGES HIS MIND LETS GO RUN OVER STRAIGHT WHITE MEN)
It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor
*A package appears in your mailbox, with a letter attached!*
Hey Lizzie! Made you some cookies. They’re shaped like sea creatures and fish and stuff, ‘cause I know you love those things.
Hope you’re well!
-<-❀ BigB
Aww, thank you BigB! These are adorable, I almost feel bad for eating them! Thank you so much, they look so cute, and taste even better!
[ through the mail arrives, predictably, a letter, and also a small gift alongside it - a rather lovely-looking black feather. ]
hello, miss lizzie - i thought i should address an empress with at least a little gift, but i wasn't entirely sure what to give you... i also do not live near the ocean, so i unfortunately cannot give you anything related to that aspect... however, hello, i hope you're doing well. :)
sincerely, some guy.
@sincerely-some-guy
Oh, a feather! Well, I greatly appreciate the gift, regardless of its relation to the ocean! Thank you for the lovely feather and letter, mister guy. I'm doing quite nicely, thank you for the well wishes. I hope you are doing nicely yourself ^^
[Non official RP blog]Pfp by the wonderful @ApplestrudaHeader by the amazing @alien-with-paws
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