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[was not expecting to see fanart of jimmy crushing a watermelon between his thighs while looking for references but honestly not complaining -lou]

Yep! It's for....some chickens. I don't exactly get many diamonds out here in the ocean, so I'll choose the favor!

Hello Pearl? Could I commission you for a rather..long shulker box? Approximately ten feet long. Let me know what you want for payment! -@lizzies-mailbox

...you want what?

I mean, I can certainly try, but I can't promise it'll fit too well in the system... I wish you luck though...

I take payments for things in diamonds and unspecified favors, take your pick.

I'm stuck in Hermitcraft right now with Jimmy, and my only transportation is.....

a ten foot long shulker box.

so yeah, not too sure I can come over anytime soon? I'll still try though!

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox

@jimmys-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox

do u call this the femboozlers or what

An Alternate universe where Lizzie is actually a speaker (they were a concept for the eyes and ears AU, they basically worked for the Listeners) who was sent into SL by the listeners to break the canary curse and because the Watchers were so preoccupied they weren’t able to stop them.

So basically Lizzie was a lamb for the slaughter.

(NOT AFTER THIS!)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

[It was a day like any other, the Ocean Queen on her daily walk within her Empire. She was doing a rather large variety of tasks, from visiting the market to simply saying hello to her dear axolotls. It had been a slow day, allowing Lizzie to take her time and relax.]

[All of this was true, of course, until the sound of rockets whoosing through the air caused her fins to perk up. It appears she had a visitor. She paused in her observation of the seaweed swaying beneath the water, and turned her head skyward. She watched as the person landed on the dock beside her, the wings of their elytra tucking into itself.]

[She offered a warm smile, clasping her hands together in front of her. She took a few steps forward, coming up into a speaking position.]

"Ah, hello! Ocean's blessings."

[She gave a slight bow, soon lifting her head up once more to look directly at the visitor.]

"Is there something you need?"

OOC post

Heads up, I might not be very active for the next week or so because of school starting back up, as well as Fanexpo starting next week. I apologize for any delayed responses or answers. I'll get to them soon!!!

-Luanne

@jimmys-mailbox ...That kinda happened?

New Years Prediction Time.

Either LDshadowlady or SolidarityGaming will be a new hermit.

Lizzie joel committed a microaggression against me: (

(OOC: I am choosing to not give Lizzie anymore context for this but if the blog runner wants to know the context it should be on the joel account with the chain starting with me asking if Joel was polyam)

Oh no, not again! What'd he do this time? I could have a talk with him if you'd like :(

[Thanks for letting me know!!!]