Me Too! I Have No Idea How They Managed It, But It's A Lot Of Fun!!

[I'VE BEEN GIGGLING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES 😭 -lou]

when you're having "fun" in bed, who do you prefer doing it with, Jimmy or Lizzie??

What? Jimmy and I haven’t- the answer would be Lizzie either way but-

Joel’s face flushes heavily

I haven’t ’had fun’ with Jimmy. So Lizzie. Now leave

Oh really? Just me then? Ahaha, nothing! Just wrote without thinking a bit. That's close enough! How do you feel now? Motivated? Joyful? Full of homosexual tendencies?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

flower husbands i Love you (guy who hasnt watched either of their povs yet. Im planning to Ok!!)

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

grian x ijevin x reaper POE call that Charlie Slime-sickle

-⭐️

;)

okay so no one's talking about how WE DONT KNOW LIZZIES LAST WORDS???

no like actually what

"ofc we don't know she was a robot!-" HER AUDIENCE COULD STILL UNDERSTAND HER????

she did that shit on purpose. she edited it to where we couldn't even understand her

at least we know scars last words so it's not that tragic BUT STILL

scars last words were filled with annoyance and impatience

jimmys last words were filled irritation and shock

and lizzie's

WE DOTN MNOW LIZZIES?????

anyways the bamboozlers are the most tragic team in the series fight me

meow :3

Meow meow! :3

You have a point, he does remind me of a...wet cat, almost. I think being a sea goddess might just protect me, possibly!

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

Impulse! Welcome, welcome! Glad you could join us ^^

hey everyone!

HI everyone, Impulse here! I finally got my mailbox up and running, so let’s see how this goes. Hopefully no snail mail on day one.

My awesome fellow hermits:@grians-mailbox @joels-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @tangos-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @gems-mailbox

and friends that aren’t: @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox

Hello! My name’s Reid 🌹, I use he/him, and They/Them, and as you can see, I made an Impulse ask blog! This is not the real impulse, nor does it have any connection to him!

I am a kinda anxious person, so if I take a second to answer asks, I’m just trying to figure out if this is supposed to be angry, or if I’m overthinking. (If it could read like that, a tone tag would be appreciated) I don’t mind shipping, and I am a multi shipper with the dislike of not many ships, so just go off the guidelines of the other person’s preferences. I don’t mind NSFW asks, but don’t make it that super descriptive fan fic people come across at three AM, please, keep it light, this is just for fun, and If it takes me a second to answer, I’m either asleep, or at school. :] (also, so sorry if I act out of character)

I will indeed throw pocket sand at you

She'll throw pocket sand at you