SMFH!

i want to curl my spine like one of those 90s slap bracelets…

Rose Daughter by Robin McKinley

27 pages in and I can tell that lionheart is going to be my favorite character

Geena Davis in "Earth Girls Are Easy" (dir. Julien Temple - 1988)

The one my nana wished she had: not tripping over anything and everything, big and small

The one my nana actually had: every single watch she held or wore, would would stop working within the day and never be able to be fixed- even if she only carried it through a gift-wrapped box

mundane superpower you have vs mundane superpower you wish you had?

Some "helpful" reviews, in case anyone is on the fence about watching The Sandman:

@chronosfear

boyfriends that just stand there like trees for u to lean on while ur havin a mad moment r the backbone of tje economy

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

tumblr will see a pathetic little fool composed of vengeance and tomfoolery and instantaneously respond with:

@wonderingsam @chronosfear is it bad that there's no token straight among us?

“it’s unrealistic for so many of them to be gay’

shut up shut up shut UP every single person in my 3rd grade friend group turned out to be queer (except for one, the token straight guy) and there were EIGHT of us. queer people find each other, even if they don’t know they’re queer.

i hate when other people are funnier than me.