Sam: (very Drunk) No, Stop! I Have A Boyfriend!

anyone know which episode “well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true” is from?

tenderest lines in supernatural:

“i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition”

“i’m hunted, i rebelled, and i did it all, all of it, for you”

“castiel? oh, he’s not here. you see he has this weakness, he likes you”

“my superiors have begun to question my sympathies” “your sympathies?” “i was getting too close to the humans in my charge. you”

“cas, we’ve talked about this. personal space” “my apologies”

“so what, i’m thelma, you’re louise and we’re just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?” 

“it’s been a long time since i laughed that hard. oh it’s been more than a long time. years”

“what? i like past you”

“are you coming?” “of course”

“don’t ever change”

“cas, not for nothing, but the last person who looked at me like that, i got laid”

“sorry, you have me confused with the other angel. you know the one in the dirty trench coat who’s in love with you”

“dean and i do share a more profound bond”

“why does it always gotta be me the one who makes the call? it’s not like cas lives in my ass, dude’s bussy… cas get out of my ass” “i was never in your-”

“…the stench of that impala’s all over your overcoat, angel”

“i’m doing this for you, dean. i’m doing this because of you”

“dean, i do everything you ask, i always come when you call”

“don’t make me lose you too”

“a part of me always believed you’ll come back”

“ask him, he was your boyfriend first”

“i’ll find a way to redeem myself to you”

“i’d rather have you, cursed or not”

“well, we’re probably gonna die tomorrow so…” “well i’ll go with you”

“let me bottom line it for you: i’m not leaving here without you. understand” “i understand”

“i prayed to you cas, every night”

“cas, buddy, i need you”

“ i’ve been trying to stay one step ahead of them to - to keep them away from you”

“why didn’t you wait for me” “well i didn’t get killed, and it worked” “and if it didn’t?” “it would have been my problem” “well, that’s not the way i see it”

“where the hell are you man?” “in a hospital” “are you okay?” “no” “you wanna elaborate?”

“talk to me”

“i won’t hurt dean”

“we’re family. we need you. i need you”

“you can’t save everyone my friend, though you try”

“so this is it. E.T goes home”

“i know you think that i’m pissed at you, but i don’t care that the angels fell”

“please man i need you here”

“you sure you’re alright?” “yes… are you? there’s something different about you”

“cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy”

“ -arguably the most powerful instrument in the history of the universe – is in pieces, and for what again? oh, that’s right – to save dean winchester”

“you draped yourself with the flag of heaven but ultimately, it was all about saving one human, right?”

“dean, you know i always appreciate our talks, our time together”

“and when you turn, and you will turn, sam, and everyone you know, everyone you love they could be long dead. everyone except me”

“so if there’s even a small chance that we can save you, i won’t let you out of this room”

“i could go with you”

“i’m not gonna send lucifer into battle inside of cas, what if he doesn’t make it?”

“it? it’s not an it, sam. it’s cas”

“cas is family”

“let’s find that idiot and bring him home”

“well, i ain’t exactly a role model” “that’s not true”

“how are you dean?” “fine. i’m great” “no, you’re not”

“god, i was so stupid” “you were stupid for the right reasons”

“now you tell me. the mark…” “oh, you’re worried about me after everything i-” “dean, is it gone?” “yes, i’m good” 

“i wouldn’t be much use. i don’t have my powers” “so? i’ve never had powers”

“it’s a gift, you keep those”

“it’s good to have you back cas”

“how long was i gone?” “too damn long”

“well, i said we needed a big win. we got cas, that’s a pretty damn big win”

“just act like you’re from tombstone. the movie. i made you watch it” “yes, the one with guns and tuberculosis. i’m your huckleberry” 

“you mean we?” “yes, dumbass, we. you, me and sam. we’re just better together”

My Danger Days name: Acidic Adrenaline

Radioactive symbol for “acidic”

the middle is the alchemy symbol for fear (adrenaline)

guys im such a sucker for the au!dean making canon!dean jealous trope

i have a desperate desperate need

to see au!dean

try to hit on cas

in front of our dean

and our dean will just ! turn bright red and sputter

and cas won’t be able to help himself he’ll totally swoon over being flirted with by a dean ! pupils dilating and mouth parting

and then our dean’s sputtering redfacedness gets angrier and he has to swoop in and put au!dean in his place

and au!dean is like ‘but two of us could make it so good for him’

Of course it’s always Dean who gets the “worried lover close up”™️ 🤷‍♀️

And I agree with Dean, Cas, you’re an idiot, because he told you to not die again and you keep dying .

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👆@imissyoupbandj

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Same Chuck, same…

THEY ARE THE ONES!!

Thus spoke the Lord.

Friendly reminder that it’s okay to have multiple aesthetics.

Like, seriously, if you want to be full in goth one day and cottage ore then next, you should do that. If all these different aesthetics make you happy, then you should go for it!

And, like, I know there are things getting in the way of this, like job dress codes and money. And, like, insecurity especially. And they’re all valid and stuff.

But, like, if you’re able to, even just a little bit, then you should. Everyone else can get walk away from you at the end of the day, but you can’t do that to yourself.

Might as well make you happy.

[Chuck filming on his phone]

Chuck:*pointing at Sam* Dis a moose.

Chuck:*pointing a Dean* Dis a squirrel

Chuck:*pointing at Rowena* Dis a witch

Chuck:*pointing at Lucifer* Disappointment.

Lucifer:*squinting* Are you filming for your Twitter?

Chuck:....maybe

person: so what’s your favorite thing about supernatural?

me:

TODAY IS THE DAY.

MISHAPOCALYPSE HAS STARTED.

WE’RE GOING TO OWN TUMBLR.

THEY MUST FEAR US.

BECAUSE WE’RE NEVER GONNA STOP.

THE WORLD IS OURS.

AND WILL ALWAYS BE OURS.

HAPPY MISHAPOCALYPSE.