Same Chuck, same…
Thus spoke the Lord.
insp.
Frank: What time is it?
Mikey: A quarter ‘til 4.
Frank: That means nothing to me. I speak English, not math.
Gabriel: *Looks at Sam*
Sabriel Shippers:
I had no idea what I wanted, only that I wanted something, which is the worst kind of wanting.
David Levithan (via bnmxfld)
Mikey: where were you
Frank, messy hair and panting: I was... doing... stuff
Gerard, panting even harder, limping into the room with messy hair: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Frank: I gave you a gentle nudge
Gerard: I’ll give you a nudge when I shove my foot up your ass!
Frank: Does it have to be your foot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mikey: fml
Mikey: How tall are you?
Frank: Height is a social construct.
Gee: So you’re short.
Gerard: Don’t tell Frank, but I’d fuck him if he asked.
Frank, across the room: What.
Gerard: What.
Mikey, from the couch: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.
This is my hot take.
Parade is Millennial Nihilism. Danger Days is Gen Z Nihilism.
He’s, you know, tough for a little nerdy dude with wings.
Dean Winchester (via destiel-quotes)
Rich confirming that Gabriel isn’t straight is the best thing that’s happened ever, period.