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Yes!!! Angler for Lifeee!!!!!! *-*

Lolz We will forever be Anglers and Snail, Captives and Captor. And I like it that way. Romantic human feels can have fall-out and we’d never speak to each other again. I’d prefer we stay Anglers and Snail for life!  For more weirdness: Webtoon: www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/snailogy/list?title_no=387 Tapastic: www.tapastic.com/series/Snailing Deviant Art: www.snailords.deviantart.com/ Facebook: www.facebook.com/SnaiLords

if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch

🦇🦇Happy Birthday to the #1 Batdad!🦇🦇

“MY ARROGANCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS AND I WILL MAKE NO PEACE TODAY, AND YOU SHOULD BE SO LUCKY TO FIND A WOMAN LIKE ME” | Jenny Holzer, “Projections”

Or have to have more anxiety medication....

If people had HP bars above us all the time, we would probably be more health-conscience.

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

Something me and my sister discussed extensively.

Served them right

You might have indirectly caused someone’s death without knowing it

Well....its not an animal...but it is a plush

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Bruce: Give me your hairdryer.

Selina: What?

Bruce: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Selina: Have you ever met a human woman?

Bruce, calling Barbara: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Barbara: Of course, I’m not an animal.