Are You Dead?

Not a want….but a need…

2002 Cabin Critters Sockeye Salmon Plush

*throws this in the folder labeled “do not open until may 2nd 2023”*

IN MY DREAMS I ROCK AND I RULE THE WONDERLAND

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They are all best friends and watch MLP together your honor

Tumblr give me the strength to finish this Jason/Nico/Will fic we are at the homestretch of it all RAAAAHH

My gay ass will see one microscopic interaction between characters who never met but they got matching skins and holding each others waist soooooo

This is to star lord and iron fist they are so

Need them to kiss like Barbie dolls

din, realizing he has a chance to finally get rid of the darksaber: oh thank fuck

paz vizsla, somewhere in the background: what the fuck man

Have you ever read Magnus Chase? if so, who was your favourite character or moment?

I have! It’s also my favourite series in the PJOverse and my fav character is hearthstone because he has one of the most interesting backgrounds and a super cool design

My fav scene is when blitzen has to do a crafting challenge (i forgot what it was called) and made armor outfits idk why it was just so fun reading

Wait, you said the minecrafters are coming to tumblr?, *Fuck shit fuck fuck I mumble to myself as I throw a blanket over my Percy Jackson hyperfixation* So uh, hows that tommy innits? Tubbers??

* a bead of sweat trickles down my neck as I lean over a counter* Uhh…you’know I was once like you cool cats with your lamanbergs and whatnot- oh its not a thing anymore? Oh um…so grian am I right?

Thoughts on women?

I would let them kill me