My Fic Has Been Posted!!!!!! It's Short But It May Have Been The Quickest Thing I Have Ever Written After

genshin sumeru arc would've been one act if they just gave sleepwalking layla a gun or something. her and twirly-whirly would've handled the fatui before the sun even came up.

they couldn't give my autistic ass an AI-Ball. I'd be staring at the wall for hours asking them to go through articles and articles of my special interests.

well, I mean obviously I would not get an AI-Ball since I would not be working for the police KEKW but I would be using my powers for autism and yuri

"Leo did you solve the case?" No man I was looking at (kiki and) booba videos and learning about why pigeons in urban environments are so colorful

liking a smaller character that isn't part of any major ship, especially if the fandom itself isn't particularly big, is such a struggle. I want to see more content of this character why do I have to do it myself why can't I infect everyone with my brainworms.

major AITSF spoilers on "SyokubAI"

For a recap, "SyokubAI" is when "Iris" is being interrogated for the murder of Renju. This is one of my favorite parts of the game, and it drives me crazy to think that they had the killer right there and could've potentially stopped him had they had more solid evidence. The thought of PSYNCIN' IN THE VaiN being more like PSYNCIN' IN THE REFRaiN (Boss's Somnium) is funny, "Iris" obviously would have gotten locked up immediately if "her" somnium contained memories of killing Shoko Nadami and Renju Okiura.

But the thought of "her" being thrown into Fuchu Prison with #89 is absolutely hilarious to me. Poor Hitomi is crying hysterically, absolutely terrified about what happened to both her love and her daughter. Meanwhile Saito and Rohan are in the prison cafeteria chatting and pissed off that they both got caught. To the outside eye it's Iris and Uncle reunited, but in reality it is both halves of the Original Cyclops Killer together again.

Well, technically Saito would have died (of ligma) of Iris's brain tumor shortly after, since canonically she dies of it in KekkAI on Wednesday Day 6. The media probably would've blamed the tumor on the whole "Idol turned Serial Killer" thing. But the thought of Saito being stuck as B-Set forever in prison is absolutely hilarious to me. Stuck in the body of the daughter of the woman he killed, the body being his half-sister. His next step would have been getting revenge on his father and killing him in her body, and he would have failed on achieving that sweet revenge, living the rest of his days as his sister.

Yet I have a feeling he would somehow break out with Rohan, swap with him, and manage to get to Date again anyway. I hate him. I want to see more of him.

damn I'm missing vishap/dragon Kokomi like a mf tonight

speaking of silly Love Live crossover fics, I want to write a NicoMaki crossover in the Dandadan universe and literally the only thing that I have planned is Maki getting telekinetic powers and Nico getting her pigtails stolen by Turbo Granny and the thought of it is so stupid but it has been making me laugh nonstop. She just looks so stupid without her pigtails.

omg gaylinda and Alphaba getting freaky

sirensong sweep

to the genshin impact fanfic writers who include Layla in their fics, (first of all that alone is a blessing), but also include her DID as something that simply exists and not as a trope or joke... you have so much of my love. the inclusion of disability and mental illnesses in my own work as something that is framed as being casual, not in a dismissive sense, but rather as something that exists and isn't a negative trait - this is incredibly important to me. Layla being disabled due to her chronic fatigue, sleeping disorder, and non-specified dissociative disorder (probably OSDD 1a if we're being more specific), is something so tender to me somehow? obviously in-game it is not taken very seriously, nor do I trust hoyoverse to write disability well, but the part of the fandom that does love her and respects these aspects to her character and portrays said aspects with love and respect, well my love and respect for them is eternal.

oh my GOD I just remembered that in Hitomi's somnium you have to give her a friendship bracelet in order to progress. Assuming she made Manaka's bracelet, then that bracelet was the one Manaka made for her... I'M GONNA CRY

going insane at the fact that Manaka Iwai wore a friendship bracelet. She was just a girl. Did Hitomi make it for her? Did Renju? Did they all have matching ones? I am going to explode.