They Couldn't Give My Autistic Ass An AI-Ball. I'd Be Staring At The Wall For Hours Asking Them To Go

me @ osiris aitsf: ok, time for your cat ears old man. say nyaaaaaa~

This started as a yugioh joke but ended up being a challenge to see how Profoundly Miserable I could make Layla

SIFAS Daily Theatre Classic: 2021-11-22

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SIFAS Daily Theatre for 2021-11-22

Because We're Together

Kotori: The sweet potatoes Nozomi-chan and Honoka-chan shared with us the other day were really delicious, right? Umi: Yes, they were. I know they were a calorie bomb seeing as they're covered in butter and honey.... But I couldn't resist the temptation. Kotori: Fufu. You even went for seconds, huh, Umi-chan? Umi: But you did as well, Kotori! Kotori: Well, I can't hold back on delicious food, after all~ Umi: It's impressive how you manage to stay in shape, being like that.... Kotori: I laugh a lot when I'm with you and Honoka-chan, so that's probably where all of the calories went. Umi: Putting Honoka aside, what is there to laugh at when you're with me....? Kotori: Lots of things! But I won't tell you what they are ♪ Umi: Eh? Now I'm curious.... Please tell me about them, Kotori~!

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major AITSF spoilers on "SyokubAI"

For a recap, "SyokubAI" is when "Iris" is being interrogated for the murder of Renju. This is one of my favorite parts of the game, and it drives me crazy to think that they had the killer right there and could've potentially stopped him had they had more solid evidence. The thought of PSYNCIN' IN THE VaiN being more like PSYNCIN' IN THE REFRaiN (Boss's Somnium) is funny, "Iris" obviously would have gotten locked up immediately if "her" somnium contained memories of killing Shoko Nadami and Renju Okiura.

But the thought of "her" being thrown into Fuchu Prison with #89 is absolutely hilarious to me. Poor Hitomi is crying hysterically, absolutely terrified about what happened to both her love and her daughter. Meanwhile Saito and Rohan are in the prison cafeteria chatting and pissed off that they both got caught. To the outside eye it's Iris and Uncle reunited, but in reality it is both halves of the Original Cyclops Killer together again.

Well, technically Saito would have died (of ligma) of Iris's brain tumor shortly after, since canonically she dies of it in KekkAI on Wednesday Day 6. The media probably would've blamed the tumor on the whole "Idol turned Serial Killer" thing. But the thought of Saito being stuck as B-Set forever in prison is absolutely hilarious to me. Stuck in the body of the daughter of the woman he killed, the body being his half-sister. His next step would have been getting revenge on his father and killing him in her body, and he would have failed on achieving that sweet revenge, living the rest of his days as his sister.

Yet I have a feeling he would somehow break out with Rohan, swap with him, and manage to get to Date again anyway. I hate him. I want to see more of him.

genshin sumeru arc would've been one act if they just gave sleepwalking layla a gun or something. her and twirly-whirly would've handled the fatui before the sun even came up.

"No sleep for Kaname Date," yeah not after I- YOWWWCCCHIEEE WOWCCHIE YOWW YAAAWAAAAHOOOY!!

how do I explain to people in a non-cringe way that I would literally need superpowers in order to have maximum gender euphoria. like what do you mean I can't have a magical mask that can change me into different gendered personas without having to medically change myself and transition socially.

why can't I be alice gehabich and transmasquerade or whatever.

need to see Whitney Chewston the homophobic dog with Madame Morrible's hair. Not because she's homophobic, but because she just really hates Galinda.

google search how to make one billion money so that I can support all the artists and writers and commission all the sillies I want

aitsf spoilers on both games regarding sejima family

The thought of So trying to be more fatherly to Iris because his other neglected kids became serial killers is absolutely hilarious to me. Like "oh shit I was such a bad dad that my kids started killing people I cannot fuck up with my last (known) child" and checks in on her every now and then to make sure she's not plotting anything. He's probably sweating trying to recall other women he may have had children with. So far 2 out of 3 kids are killers and that is a very bad record for him.

Like he checks in on her stream and she gets a little bit too violent in Fortnite and he's like oh fuck I have to leave town she's going to get me next.

I do think she should do a little murder as a treat though.

It would actually be hilarious if So is a witness to a murder in the third game and the killer tries to silence him, but in doing so they are killed by Iris. I can just imagine the awkward tension between So and Iris.

Iris, looking between the body and So: " A-are you ok Mr. Sejima?! I don't know what happened, I just saw that you were in danger a-and my body moved on its own and —"

So, internally: why does this keep happening to me...