How Do I Explain To People In A Non-cringe Way That I Would Literally Need Superpowers In Order To Have

genshin sumeru arc would've been one act if they just gave sleepwalking layla a gun or something. her and twirly-whirly would've handled the fatui before the sun even came up.

Eli: but wait, h-how did you know I was gay?

Nozomi: Elichi, the garden was made of glass

Umi: NO! I know you, you know me, I say “We are friends!!”

Kotori: Umi-chaaaaaaaaaan! Whyyyyyyyy~?

Rin and Nozomi: is this who the song was about??

aitsf spoilers on both games regarding sejima family

The thought of So trying to be more fatherly to Iris because his other neglected kids became serial killers is absolutely hilarious to me. Like "oh shit I was such a bad dad that my kids started killing people I cannot fuck up with my last (known) child" and checks in on her every now and then to make sure she's not plotting anything. He's probably sweating trying to recall other women he may have had children with. So far 2 out of 3 kids are killers and that is a very bad record for him.

Like he checks in on her stream and she gets a little bit too violent in Fortnite and he's like oh fuck I have to leave town she's going to get me next.

I do think she should do a little murder as a treat though.

It would actually be hilarious if So is a witness to a murder in the third game and the killer tries to silence him, but in doing so they are killed by Iris. I can just imagine the awkward tension between So and Iris.

Iris, looking between the body and So: " A-are you ok Mr. Sejima?! I don't know what happened, I just saw that you were in danger a-and my body moved on its own and —"

So, internally: why does this keep happening to me...

The fic is a bit old but I figured I would promote one of my old Layla works! It takes place during the Parade of Providence event and is meant to be a bit of an analysis of her character and the dynamic between her and Other Layla (name pending).

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Characters: Layla (Genshin Impact), Candace (Genshin Impact), Faruzan (Genshin Impact), Alhaitham (Genshin Impact), Nilou (Genshin Impact) Additional Tags: Neurodivergent Layla, Layla has Dissociative Identity Disorder, Dissociation, Event: A Parade of Providence (Genshin Impact), Layla Has DID - Dissociative Identity Disorder (Genshin Impact), Character Study, They/Them Pronouns for Traveler (Genshin Impact), Autistic Alhaitham (Genshin Impact) Summary:

What happened to Layla after the traveler finished speaking to her in Act 2 of Parade of Providence?

damn I'm missing vishap/dragon Kokomi like a mf tonight

steve le (pooiihahahaaahaha) le poisson steve

Kotori: Umi-chan~ I heard people were shipping us <3 *wink*

Umi: TO WHERE!?

liking a smaller character that isn't part of any major ship, especially if the fandom itself isn't particularly big, is such a struggle. I want to see more content of this character why do I have to do it myself why can't I infect everyone with my brainworms.