Things that make me (autistic and goth) a vampire:
Sun? No, thank you. Instant kill.
Counting everything. Please don't throw rice at me.
Invite me directly. "You're always invited". No, I have to stand at your door and you have to say "Come in", else I can't physically enter.
Did someone eat garlic like 5 days ago? I can tell.
You don't want to be informed for three hours about the different sounds bats make?
Black cloths. Everything else is too overstimulating.
Very formal and rigid way of speaking and behaving, almost like a dark lord in 1894.
"I've recently started this hobby... wait, this was a decade ago?"
she's already dead what do you mean
Messages from the otherside π±
when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:
the villagers: OH MY GOD GET OUT OF HERE ITS A DRAGON ATTACK HES BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE VILLAGE
me noticing the "dragon" actually only has 2 hind legs instead of 4 legs: thats actually a w-
*flames engulf me completely*
Bat cat character sheet
rod serling
lil nas x
christopher lee
the dude who makes the train videos with the face camera thing
misa from death note
buffy (the vampire slayer)
the dude who made the 10 hr icarly dissertation
bugs bunny
miss rabbit from peppa pig
i am a menaceMy name is Babyπ¦they/them/theirs dey/deren/dessen it/itsπ¦π¦This is my blog about all my favourite things: Bob's Burgers, The Simpsons, Halloween, Literature, Witchcraft, History π¦π¦ A-gender π¦π¦A-sexual π¦π¦A-romanticπ¦π¦ A-utistic π¦π¦A-DHDπ¦π¦I like peppermint ice cream, sour gummybears, salt'n'vinegar chips, pickles, ranch dressing and peanut butter m&ms π¦π§ββοΈπ¦π¦πΈοΈππ§ββοΈπ»π
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