gender of being a funny little guy. a he/he/he , if you will.
One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:
Beetlejuice (1988)
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”
whitby abbey, where dracula arrived in england
autism is so funny because it's like. here's a thousand little inconveniences for you to suffer and a thousand little things you dont know about yourself that will nonetheless make people hate you. in exchange: you get to be one of the few people in the 21st century who still thinks zeppelins were a pretty cool way to get around actually :)
I actually hate that I can’t learn shit.
I’ve been tested for everything from autism to ADHD, for every learning disability that exists and is out there, and I have none of them, none. I got tested, I’m cognitively above average in everything except for math, where I scored the exact average. I pick up patterns and gain info from context clues instinctively. There’s literally no reason for me to be unable to learn anything.
I’m also 26 and can’t read an analogue clock. I know that when all the pointers are pointing to 12 then it’s 12, and if one pointer points at 12 and the other one points to a different hour, then it’s probably that hour, but other than that, it’s all white noise to me. I literally can’t learn valuable skills or information purely because they’re valuable. It’s IMPORTANT and USEFUL to know what time it is, and therefore I can’t learn it.
There is literally no cognitive reason for me to be like this.
So many dipshits always trying to summon angels or devils. Focus on summoning the gnomish folk. Get real.
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