man, I love tumblr
did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”
A story of my friend's mom, who works for a delivery company.
Friend's Mom: *on a call with a customer*
Customer: *discussing returning a package*
Friend's mom: what was in the package?
Customer: *hesitates*
Customer's mom, in the backround of the call: just tell her what it is.
Customer: no...
Customer's mom: Tell her!
Customer, yelling: OKAY, ITS.. ITS GAY P0RN! IM GAY, MOM!
Customer's mom: *yelling back in shock*
Friend's mom: *dying and red in the face, coworker asks if she's okay*
Saw something like this somewhere, recreation is beautiful
Reblog to make it die faster
Shit I'm sorry?? That sounds so petty to me.
Hope things are better
UHHGGG
My parents and step parents are being absolute whimps and I just can't right now.
figuring things out, and failing miserably"touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck"They/them 💛🤍💜🖤
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