TOMCAT DISPOSABLES IS SO SAD :((

FUCK YEAHHHHH

apparently the fandom celebrates avens bday on either the 5th or 6th of may. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BITCH!!!! time to be insufferable about my fav mf

(image yoinked from @/sugarolz on twit)

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you are. so far away right now

Found it

Saw something like this somewhere, recreation is beautiful

Wsp yall

Its international asexuality day, celebrate your fellow asexuals! :3

Love yall!

WHAT????

PLEASE HELP-

IM A ABSOLUTE DUMBASS AAAAAAA

PLZ FORGIVE MEEEE

@little-weird-gay-thing

AND

@sushycatmeaow

How's anyone's 2024 going? Mines terrible :|

man, I love tumblr

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

I've had three turkey dinners in the last two weeks and I don't know what real means anymore

A story of my friend's mom, who works for a delivery company.

Friend's Mom: *on a call with a customer*

Customer: *discussing returning a package*

Friend's mom: what was in the package?

Customer: *hesitates*

Customer's mom, in the backround of the call: just tell her what it is.

Customer: no...

Customer's mom: Tell her!

Customer, yelling: OKAY, ITS.. ITS GAY P0RN! IM GAY, MOM!

Customer's mom: *yelling back in shock*

Friend's mom: *dying and red in the face, coworker asks if she's okay*

Like this?

🔲 relax shoulders/unhinge jaw

🔲 stretch in any way that feels comfortable

🔲 go find+drink some water or any refreshing drink

🔲 deep breath

🔲 resume your silly activity of choice