Coraline, But I Did Not Process It As A Horror At All

Aight gonna out myself but why the fuck doesn't wotc have any easy way to order magic cards from Canada? every official retailer on their site either doesn't go to Canada or has the most limited bs options that cost so much more than they should accounting for exchange rates. There's one store near where I live but I don't have a car and I hate trying to deal with game store dudes I'm just miserable :(

what, have you never seen a boy with a vagina before? i turn dramatically away from you, further aggravating the large stab wound in my abdomen

Reblog to bonk your mutuals on the head every time they start thinking negatively about themselves

btw I AM SO obsessed with this picture that hozier posted

Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?

Me: Yes, right here.

Lady: Is how much?

Me: $2.99 a pound.

Lady: It's usually $1.49.

Me: Yes, in the summer.

Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.

Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?

Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.

And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.

the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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Interview I did with LinkedIn (good photo of me and Jessie in here!).

Once or twice every few weeks they'll just switch. People get used to it

i think if jessie and james teamrocket transitioned theyd just switch their names and call it a day. or this already happened. this is my one true belief

"The mountain cultures propose with glowing cheese!"

YOU CANT FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE WEIRD SHIT I SAY

My partner just whipped out "I'm used to tuning out polyhedral dice they all sound the same Ooo I'm a pretty math rock, you can go munch munch munch, but d6's!" So I guess we're adding to the collection.

No nuance the normal option is only one and i want statistics to prove to my parents that something is deeply wrong with them