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This vegan baking show is unreal…

every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

things that make you go hmm

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”

Bunny Harvestman, Metagryne bicolumnata, Opiliones by Andreas Kay

PWEASE HEWP ME I’M BUWNING AWIVE

Happy Halloween!

when someone draws something just for you

the accuracy

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

darwin’s journey to coming up with his theory of evolution was growing up in an elite intellectual family, going to top schools where he was friends with britain’s best scientific minds, and getting a government-funded opportunity to travel the world through the old boys’ club of cambridge naturalists and geologists

meanwhile, alfred russell wallace came to the same conclusion by being a young broke dude who never got beyond primary school, haphazardly wandering around the amazon rainforest with his friend hoping to sell his specimens later to pay for the trip, and going through southeast asia on a tiny outrigger canoe even though he couldn’t swim, not caring about setbacks like getting malaria, losing all of his specimens, and being left for dead on a life-boat for a week

and then when they found out that both of them had figured out the same thing, darwin was basically like “oh no, i cant believe ive been scooped” and alfred russell wallace was like “woooooo the great charles darwin had the same idea as me, a nobody hobbyist goofing off in indonesia! look mum he made me second author!!!”

in short alfred russell wallace was the best. chaotic as all hell but also such a cinnamon roll

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That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

Greater Flamingo

Photo taken by me

the mexican mole lizard is so good

heres a profile shot

and heres its lil mole hands

THE MEXICAN MOLE LIZARD !

CLADISTICS ruined my life

every time I start thinking about lepidodendrons I always end up thinking about what it would be like to Jurassic Park one back to life and settle the 10099880 questions about how they existed once and for all

free lil cuh

marie antoinette was a clueless teenage girl thrown into a marriage and country she had no choice in, and has been slandered for hundreds of years since her death, with made up quotes such as “let them eat cake” when her final words were actually apologising to a guard for stepping on his toes, the fact that despite the extravagance she was much less fancy and money wasting than previous royals, and the erasure of her efforts to listen to and help the people despite having no political experience and her king-husband being useless, all providing a perfect example of the sexualised demonisation of young women with any semblance of power throughout history, and in this essay i will

I need everyone to witness what i witnessed at the zoo today

!!!!!!!his name is Gourdon!!