Prompt 2101

via Williams Racing

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we all love to talk about oscar "heart eyes for lando" piastri but what if i said this guy is actually the biggest slut on the grid

HE SAYS TO BE COOL (I DON’T KNOW HOW YET)

pairings: jenson button x maneater!reader.

warnings: large age gap - around twenty years. a lot of judgement and criticism as there is scrutiny of your relationship.

summary: after a party at a mutual friend’s, you and jenson are photographed leaving together. the large age gap causes concern especially after your admission that you had a crush on him as a young driver.

author’s note: so this is NOT a part of the main maneater storyline. this is just a what if scenario. just something indulgent for the maneaters out there who go for dilfs! last time i checked the friendship group poll, it was practically 50/50 so until that’s decided, there is a big group of all them. also as per usual, there is a poll at the end so please vote <3

— a part of the maneater series ꕤ

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ham1ltonshaderoom: after the release of lewis hamilton’s newest almave drink, formula one driver y/n l/n, better known as maneater, was seen outside of the event looking quite cozy with former formula one driver and forty-four year old jenson button. how are we feeling about this new power couple, ham1ltons?

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user1: poor lewis. his drink release has been completely overshadowed by this news 😭

user3: age gap couples never last long lol. good luck but he’ll move on to the next twenty something as soon as she shows one sign of aging.

user34: SHUT UP HES SO FINE 😭 i’d do the same as you y/n girl.

-> user51: LIKE 😭😭😭 bffr. most of the ppl here would fold for their older celeb crush.

user7: idk who’s benefiting more from this relationship? but it’s definitely not love.

user9: Y/N!!!! I’LL SAVE YOU!!!

user2: not jenson going through his mid-life crisis post-divorce. girl u can do better.

user8: maneater… pls say this is a publicity stunt.

-> user73: no cause this genuinely might be her ticking off her childhood crush list. which is real but idk if it’s good for her?

user6: is she fucking all the aging drivers? or is jenson the only one stupid enough to say yes?

user25: i support it. i met my husband when i was 21 and he was 37 and we have been together almost twenty years this may. not all age gap relationships are inherently bad.

-> user4: you’re a victim 😕

user12: y’all are gross. any of us would jump at a chance to date our celeb crush. jenson is hot and y/n is a consenting adult. she’s not a child anymore. she didn’t even know him as a child. bffr.

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yourusername: what do you do when you haven’t seen your besties for ages? do a photoshoot in the middle of the street. how did you spend your weekend?

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bestie1: we look so good!!! it was soo good to catch up babe. we missed u!!!

-> bestie2: we’ve all been so busy it’s insane how we’ve not been able to see each other more. i was going insane without my girls!!!

user1: is she not even gonna address it?!

-> user6: big ass elephant in the room.

user4: we knew how you spent your weekend ms l/n.

landonorris: am i not your bestie? why wasn’t i included?

-> georgerussell63: or me?!

-> alex_albon: or me? 🤨

-> logansargeant: or me?? 😕

-> oscarpiastri: i get why i wasn’t included tbf.

user10: u think posting pretty girls will make us forget ur weekend escapades? … maybe. keep posting.

user2: can you guys not make everything about a man? who cares if she’s dating jenson? what does that have to do with her ability to do her job or advocate for causes?! i feel sorry for her because you guys clearly dislike her for stupid reasons and are twisting this into a way to jump her ‘ethically’ which doesn’t even make sense. the only problematic thing she’s done is date a man older than her. grow up, my god.

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yourusername: italy, i love you ♥︎

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user3: get you a man that flies u out whenever ur sad.

-> user7: why are we not assuming she flew HIM out?

-> bestie2: he definitely flew her out. lmao.

user89: feels like a disaster waiting to happen lol.

-> logansargeant: not every relationship is like your parents. get therapy instead of projecting onto strangers.

user6: still a whore. i can’t stand this bitch.

-> oscarpiastri: stay mad! she’s young, successful and has many people who love and support her while you’re cursed to just scroll through her posts and seethe in your head. this one sided beef is crazy 🤣🤣!

user9: they’re cute!! idk how i’m the only one who thinks this.

user67: she’s still ugly.

-> alex_albon: looked at your pictures mate and cheers, my nan just vomited.

user12: when he leaves her >>>>

-> georgerussell63: 6.220.183.12

-> user3: NOT THE IP ADDRESS HELP?2&/&

user8: jenson. call me when you need a real woman.

-> bestie1: where is the real woman you speak of? she’s definitely NOT you.

user21: honestly? i just can’t get on board with this ship.

-> landonorris: you can’t even afford a ticket 🤣 delete this.

user10: i’m not saying shit cause why the y/n defense squad dragging people in the comments 😭

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maneater.priv: NEED HIM CARNALLY <3

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bestie1priv: thank god he doesn’t know about ur priv account. i think he’d combust.

-> maneater.priv: nah he giggles. he thinks its funny.

oscar.priv: everyone on a campaign to save you from jenson when they should be saving jenson from YOU!

bestie2priv: LOVE U BOTH <333 cutest couple!

lando.priv: dare you to post this on ur main 😏🤣😁😝

-> george.priv: 43.0.109.12

-> lando.priv: MAN COME ON 😭

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moneygram haas f1 team:

this is my formal request for you to sign logan sargeant for 2025. i believe that you can milk the americanness of logan since you pride yourself on being an american team. this will bring sponsorship as there are many american brands that will be willing to sponsor the team given you have an american driver. why be an american team with no american representation/driver?

may you be blessed by the star spangled banner or something. thank you.

📸: Sam Bloxham

lonely hearts masterlist

tomorrow x together is just a local band hoping to make it big. you’re just a lonely barista who runs a radio show for said band, earning the title as their biggest fan. lonely hearts is just a sketchy match-making website looking to scam people out of their money… or is it?

alternatively; lonely hearts official reaches out to you and, as if by magic, has your five dream guys falling at your feet.

pairing ot5 txt x fem! reader

genre humour, fluff, angst band! txt, drummer! soobin, bassist! yeonjun, guitarist! beomgyu, vocalist! taehyun, keyboardist! huening kai, barista! reader, includes some witchy stuff

warnings cursing, talk of death/killing (lightly), details of kissing, use of magic

notes features lee chaeyoung of stayc and park sunghoon of enhypen. this is an interactive smau, meaning votes from polls will determine the storyline! please ignore timestamps.

☆ means the chapter includes a poll

profiles

01 — meowz

02 — tomorrow x together

chapters

00 — one less lonely girl

01 — begins with tinder

02 — some weird news

03 — brain is empty

☆ 04 — personal activity

05 — you’re you

06 — new friends

☆ 07 — hmm deja vu

08 — negative nancy

09 — serial dater

10 — blinded by jealousy

11 — written by a woman

12 — straight out of harry potter

13 — ouchies

14 — librarians

15 — interestingly enough

16 — wrongly anti-me

☆ 17 — wasn’t expecting you

18 — actual hell

19 — intentions

20 — village idiots

21 — dear universe

22 — where it hurts!

☆ 23 — ice cream in november

24 — bank robbing type

25 — ungoogleable

26 — shape-shifting librarian

27 — whole truth

28 — hell vip list

29 — broken record

30 — save changes

31 — open twitter

32 — overnight?

☆ 33 — reason or right

34 — the game

35 — stop….. Everything

36 — first

37 — wow, spot on!

38 — seeking

39 — zombie-like

40 — empty dedication

choose your ending

yeonjun a silver-coloured fantasy

soobin admiring you from afar

beomgyu it feels like the sky is falling

taehyun let’s not be lonely

huening kai an intimate thing

status complete

tomorrow x together social media au / smau. includes written chapters as well as social media screenshots. warnings will be added to the masterlist and each chapter.

new taglist @soobana @frozen-yogurt14 @chillfilms @robin-obsessed @gyuville @fallingforya @yeppeudau @woooooooosh8 @softforqiankun @iyeonjuni @1-800-lixie @gorechoi @fairyofshampgyu

Tiny Osc in Lando’s palms 🤲🥺

SYNOPSIS : You were one of the many lucky fans to be honored with attending a fan sign. After a much awaited interaction with your bias Niki, you left quite the impression on the latter. Leaving the boy lovestruck, he’s desperate to meet you again.

INCLUDES : idol!niki x reader, fluff, crack, smau+written, love at first sight, strangers to lovers, kinda fake dating

FEATURING : Enhypen members, Lesserafim Eunchae(she’s not an idol in this)

PROFILES & INFO : IT GIRLZ / IT BOYZ

CHAPTERS :

1. no fucking way

2. niki’s not so strongest soldier

3. the interaction

4. longing for you

5. uh oh

6. bag secured

tba..

TAGLIST / closed : @itsactuallylina @starryhoonie @luva1y @annasap @azurez @mrowwww @weird-bookworm @dearflwrz @lacieeeeee00 @k1ttylvr @j-wyoung @firesunflames @chvngi @beatr2x @whippedforbeomgyu @nikikids @hoon0logy @yourmyst4r @ilurvriki @haerinpham @aeongiies @vizstars @beoms-sugar @lprww @yunicide @nikitopia @str4wb3rizz @arizejkt19 @nichoswag @07myonlylove @slayc9 @ajybeo @eloelooo @yourmyst4r @yumilovesloona @smuchsmut @keiipopped

McLaren wins its first F1 constructors’ championship since 1998.

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