we all love to talk about oscar "heart eyes for lando" piastri but what if i said this guy is actually the biggest slut on the grid
via Williams Racing
omg i found it again!!!!
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Warnings: Vampires, blood, slight stalking ig, implied kidnapping, nothing too detailed and serious, just 02z being,,, normal vampires?
Since your childhood, you've been told time and time again by your grandmother that troubles comes in threes. You had always assumed she meant you and your two siblings or even her daughter, your mother, and her two siblings who also had three children each but now you're at an age where you're starting to believe that she was, perhaps, right. Especially considering the 3 vampires, yes, as in the undead eternally living creatures said to suck the blood of the living, that stood in front of you and seemed like nothing but absolute trouble.
You may be wondering how you got into this situation, well, it wasn't a silly dare to visit some abandoned place or some sketchy transfer student love story where you decided to befriend them regardless of all the red lights, followed by blue lights, then followed by a loud wee woo wee woo sound that was almost impossible to ignore. In fact, you considered yourself quite a smart, rational person.
When the boys had moved in next door to you, you swore yourself off interacting with them simply because of the horrible feeling in your chest whenever you were near them. There was something, off, about these boys. Other than the fact they seemed to be the typical partying play boys you despised. You had assumed, incorrectly, that it would be easy to avoid them considering you rarely left your house, your friends often coming to visit you instead knowing your house bound nature. But one Saturday morning you had walked down the stairs to greet your parents (your siblings were still asleep) and lo and behold there at the table sat with them were the very boys you had been avoiding like the plague. Despite your panicked glances and vigorous head - shaking, you mother seemed oblivious to your obvious attempt at escaping and instead sat you down before making you introduce yourself.
The intimidating one with the short black hair that specialized in sweet talking which your mother seemed to have fallen for hook, line and sinker was Jay, the overly friendly one with the longer black hair and calm demeanour who reminded you of your grandmother's golden retriever was Jake, and the tall cocky one who seemed confident, too confident actually, with the oddly sharp teeth that kept staring at you was Sunghoon. A match made down below you'd say.
You were constantly on edge during what you'd name as the worst breakfast of your life trying to eat as quickly as possible while avoiding conversation. Your mother apologized for your behavior before explaining, "She's always like that." to which you received a chorus of understanding words and "comforting smiles."
Maybe you were being irrational or rude, but you've watched enough horror movies to realise that once you think of, "giving them a chance, you might have them all wrong," you'd be a goner. Your gut has never lied to you to this day so you therefore had no reason to doubt it.
After that day however, it seemed as though they were everywhere you went. When you walked outside to fetch the newspaper, Jake just so happened to be in their yard playing with his dog and trying to make conversation which you skillfully dodged. When you had got home from school, you almost had a heart attack seeing Jay in the kitchen helping your mother fix dinner while she praised his cooking skills and kindness, not seeing the glint in his eyes that gave you chills. When you had gone to the library to study, Sunghoon just so happened to be there too, sitting next to you and greeting you before stealing constant glances at you as you attempted to study. And of course the one time you decided to go out to a cafe with your friends, Minju had mentioned that a group of boys sitting at the back of the cafe were staring at you and asked if you knew them. And of course it was your neighbours you were quite frankly sick of seeing. Where were their parents? Shouldn't they be more concerned about their not so little monsters running around and wreaking havoc!
And now that leads to today. Your friend's older brother, Jaemin, had insisted he drop you off at home after staying late at their house to study. You weren't going to deny a ride over walking home in the dark and agreed happily, making light conversation until you arrived home. Jaemin had always been a sweetheart so you didn't mind spending time with him.
However, when you got home, the lights were off and you immediately paused, even though you knew your family wasn't home, they'd still always leave the lights on for you. You immediately walked to the door, scared to see it already unlocked and fumbled for your phone, calling your sister Yeji.
"Y/n? Are you OK? Did Hyunjin eat all the sweets I left for you-"
"D- did you guys leave the door unlocked?"
"Why would the door be unlocked- Oh! Hyunjin was supposed to lock up and meet us here, but he's with his girlfriend and hasn't come here yet, knowing him, he probably forgot because he was too occupied with her."
"Oh, yeah OK, OK."
"Why? Is something the matter? If there's a problem, I can call him and tell him to pick you up?"
"No- actually, yes, yes please, I have a bad feeling about this."
"OK, I'll phone him, I promise it will only take a second, then I'll phone you back, please stay safe."
You nodded, feet planted on your doorstep as you rushed to call Minju, knowing your best bet was to stay on the phone with someone at all times in case anything happened. In a split second however, your phone was gone and you felt a presence behind you. Your heart rammed against your rib cage as though it were trying to escape the confines of your chest before you whirled around, coming face to face with the trio that had been terrorizing you.
Sunghoon held your phone in his hand, he, Jay and Jake watching as your kept your face nonchalant, eyes barely wider than usual.
But what did make your eyes widen was the mysterious red stains on their clothes and skin as you scanned their forms. Your mind raced at a thousand miles an hour, wondering if you had been living next to a group of serial killers this entire time, until you noticed their irises turn a scarlet red and Sunghoon's fangs glint in the moonlight. You had always been a believer of the supernatural, so your natural assumption was-
"Vampires. You're all vampires."
The trio seemed impressed by your answer, Jake letting out a chuckle before patting your head lightly. You couldn't move, the sheer shock and adrenaline coursing through your veins as your body made the fatal decision to neither fight nor flight but to freeze.
"She actually got it right, I'm impressed." He grinned, the other two nodding in agreement.
"She seemed to be on the smarter side, at least a little smarter than the others." Sunghoon chimed.
The sound of Hyunjin's car driving up the street became louder and louder. You hoped and prayed he'd be able to get here before anything happened, but unfortunately for you, the trio had other plans.
"Oh, looks like we might get interrupted. But what's the rush, let's take our time and explain things to her. But for now, goodnight princess."
You were confused, ready to object to Jay's words but before you could do anything, everything turned dark and your mind doubted you'd ever see the light of day anytime soon.
he was a burger restaurant owner
she was sponsored by burgers
nelson piquet in the redbull hospitality is making me feel sick with rage ngl. they'll penalise the word fuck quicker and harsher than they will a racial slur. his son in law and the team around him are allowed and encouraged to incite racism against lewis and to add further insult to injury are now going around spewing white victimhood. in the meantime coverage around lewis is littered with micro aggressions and racism - but dw. we race as one ig
so you're telling me this kid is managed by fernando, won his f3 rookie season, is on his way to win his f2 one as we speak, looks up to ayrton and max for their aggression and hard racing and is freed of mclaren's clutches before even stepping foot on the grid? i cannot wait to witness the horrors he is about to unleash upon us. he is essentially a sky sports f1 sleep paralysis demon that was created in a lab
someday people will finally be free from this idea they've invented that max is just a genius at interpreting the rules and exploiting the gray areas. the first real punishment he gets in god knows how long and heās saying itās because of his passport. i beg youāheās not a mastermind; itās just entitlement.
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āheās barely qualifying in f2.ā
heās currently standing at 6th, over kimi antonelliās 7th and ollie bearmanās 15th + is currently outqualifying his teammate in mp motorsport dennis hauger, who is standing in 8th place at the moment (source)
āhe doesnāt have his super license yet.ā
he does. he got it in november 2023 (source 1, source 2, source 3)
āhe comes from moneyā / ābought his way inā / āheās a pay driverā
he really doesnāt, and i think this one is the lie that pisses me off the most. franco has a history of struggling with funding throughout his career. even when he was confirmed into f2, he was always searching for sponsors because he is in a much more precarious position than most of his peersābecause, unlike other drivers, franco does not have friends or family members with money he can rely on. all the funding he has has come from sponsors, deals his team has helped him sign, and support from argentinian celebrities like bizarrap (source 1, source 2, source 3, reddit thread)
this is what franco said in regards to funding when he was getting into f2:
and:
i say this as an argentinian myself,,, as a country we are not doing well economically. do you really think the current argentinian driver would come from money?? likeā¦
FURTHERMORE! while williams pays for part of the expenses, francoās said he couldnāt gather all the funds at the moment of first signing with them. williamsā then contract with him basically stated that he could only have 3 sponsors, so francoās team and him really had to be careful when choosing their sponsors for his f2 season. heās also said his driving style used to be more on the offensive side, but during f3/f2 he began being reeling it back in and becoming more careful when it came to potentially damaging the cars he drives because the fees for damages partly come out of his pocket.
āhe said he didnāt like max verstappen in an interview/podcast.ā
the clip (22:03-22:33) was taken out of context and has been purposefully translated in an iffy way. if you need a full translation, iām more than willing to do it.
basically: heās asked which driving styles he likes most, he says he really likes the styles of young f1 drivers (lando norris, george russell) and says that (i cannot stress this enough: in terms of driving styles) heās not really keen on max verstappenās style. he follows this by adding that he still thinks max in an insanely great driver (āes un pilotazoā).
another reason this gets taken out of context is because one of the interviewers there follows up by saying āheās so arrogantā (āes un soberbioā) and franco is just left sort of š§um.
additionally:
i think itās also worth mentioning that, as a latin american driver, franco naturally gets less opportunities than european drivers. other f2 drivers like gabriel bortoleto (brazilian) and rafael villagómez (mexican), much like franco, have also previously stated that in comparison to english/european drivers, they have less opportunities to make mistakes along the way in their careers. even then, villagómez and bortoleto come from money.
franco stated once that he feels that when it comes to english/european drivers, they get more chances when it comes to making mistakes, whereas his margin for mistakes (as an argentinian driver who doesnāt come from money) is significantly smaller.
he raced in monza with a recently broken clavicle and WON. he said only his manager and a few members of the williams team knew because he didnāt want to be taken out by the fia before the race.
picture of his scar after the operation ^
he says heās still not used to/feels embarrassed by being relatively famous because 2 years ago no one knew who he was. in an interview he mentioned he misses going to mcdonalds and just,, munching down on a hamburger. he said that now heās scared someone will take a picture of him with likeā¦. sauce dripping out of his mouth. (he also said thatās why he likes europe so much cause no one knows him there LMAO)
he says he loves racing in italy because it reminds him of argentina, but that heās recently started falling in love with australia ever since he raced there in f2 <3
he was asked when was the first time he drove a car (ever) and franco just sort of went āā¦ā¦i donāt think i can answer without getting arrestedā
heās always been very vocal when it comes to thanking his team and how much he owes to them. heās stated multiple times that throughout his career there were moments when he had zero funds, and if it werenāt for his team working 24/7 to get him sponsors and deals, he wouldāve never made it this far.
thereās this really funny clip of him being interviewed after a race (i canāt find it atm but if i do iāll link it) when he tells the interviewer (in spanish) āthank god you didnāt interview me, like, three minutes ago cause i was pissed. but iām better now :Dā
Genshin angst?
so i somehow ended up back in moody 2010 pinterest quotesā š
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