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me: grades don't really matter at the end of the day

me: life is so much more than how well you did on a test on a subject you'll forget in five years

me: we can't be measured by percentages and grade point averages

*gets a bad grade*

me: I've brought dishonor to myself, my family and my cow

look what you made me do to em

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/the-brontosaurus-is-back1/

My Whole Life Is A Complete Lie

whenever i see a baby in public i wish i were like a powerful faerie god mother character who could give the baby a gift like “you’ll never get a cold” or “math will always make sense to you” or something like bein’ great with string instruments but I don’t have any powers that I know of but it doesn’t stop me from trying so every time I see a baby in public I tell the adult with it “what a beautiful baby” and it makes them smile and then I pretend I can take the goodness of their smile and I look at the baby and I think very hard “you will have a good life, even if it’s hard, you will end up happy” and I’m just hopin’ the magic kicks in at some point

me, losing followers rapidly for reblogging the fucking “hewwo” meme: h-hewwo?? followewss???

that’s not a fucking cat