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Japan vines are next level

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shot to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing flocking spirituals and shot.

how can i function normally in this demanding society when all i can think of is video games

cries there are more

My SO and I were playing around with some stuffed animals and accidentallied a whole comic universe. The Bread Bros Adventures! With Professor Corgs and Doctor Shibs of Cornbread University. They were just ordinary doggos when they ate a radioactive weed cookie and got baked…into bread. Thus began their adventures as superheros… of science!

What could have caused all those holes? Find out in the next Bread Bros Adventures! (Future chapters will be updated on YuumeiArt.com ) Special thanks to thousandskies who designed the Super Fluffy Corgi and Shiba plushies that inspired this comic joke.

A tip from your favorite nurse

(that’d be me)

Always have eggs in your fridge

You just never know when someone will split their head open

Or cut their finger while cooking

And so on

See that membrane there?

While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

If you even need them that is

Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

You’re welcome.