Me, With A Gun To A Mangakas Head As Their About To Design A Character: Fucking Go, Designn A 50 Year

She waited 9 months for her moment

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Waitress as a couple enters: Kathy, keep an eye on this one, she looks like shes one of those weird breadstick people

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

I’m the cowboy you see in the corner of your eye when its dark and you’re scared