I’m The Cowboy You See In The Corner Of Your Eye When Its Dark And You’re Scared

banned words: spicy, boi, lewd, dank, spoopy, smol, waifu, loli, kek, any written twitch or betterttv emote (kreygasm, monkas). punishment: instant death

Donald Trump is already a great president. But if you listen to mainstream leftist propaganda (which you clearly do), you would think he was the next Hitler. But thanks for getting all political and alienating many that follow you. I'm sure some will unfollow as a result. For that, I thank you. :)

We made a few puns about Trump we also made puns involving Obama and Bernie Sanders. You need to learn to take a pun for what it is, a joke. Which funnily enough is exactly what President Trump is

If you’re awake between 3 AM and 6 AM you’re appropriating lycanthrope culture and you need to go to sleep and check your privilege

am I indulging in dobby's pussy or is dobby the one doing the indulging...u seem like an expert on such matters

i am absolutely positive that i have never reblogged or mentioned dobby pussy indulgence on this blog in my life

The world’s tiniest dragon must defend his hoard, a single gold coin, from those who would steal it.