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i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18

When ya’ll been texting nasty for the past couple months & it’s time to meet for the first time

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

I just thought this set of tweets was really important.