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Me eating at someone elses house: I ate three chips already I dont think I need anymore food for the rest of my life

Me eating when Im at home:

Take her fucking phone

Rihanna and her cute little puppy “PePe”.

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

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x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

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